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| Grethos | Subject: BBQ Season ettiquette posted on: 4/16/2006 11:18:35 PM > > > > >BBQ Season: > >After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to > >spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory > >on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of > >cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger > >involved. > > > >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put > >into motion: > > > >Routine: > >1. The woman buys the food. > >2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. > >3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with > >the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is > >lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. > > > >Here comes the important part: > > > >4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. > > > >More routine: > > > >5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. > > > >6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He > >thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the > >situation. > > > >Important again: > > > >7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. > > > >More routine: > > > >8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces > >and brings them to the table. > > > >9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > > >And most important of all: > > > >10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. > > > >11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon > >seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some > >women! |
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sam.mi
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Subject: BBQ Season ettiquette
replied on: 4/17/2006 8:19:15 AM ~~ snortssssssssssss ~~ |
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Bliss
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Subject: BBQ Season ettiquette
replied on: 4/17/2006 1:00:57 PM that is so true it isnt even remotely funny. sighz |
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