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| Grethos | True Love posted on: 10/18/2006 11:45:42 PM Now who does this remind you of??? A Love Story A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ""Honey, I'll be right back."" Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"" asked the wife. ""I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."" The wife said, ""You want a beer, my love?"" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of Saying was, ""Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know..they have frozen Glasses... "" He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, ""You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, ""Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"" ""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, and pork strips. ""But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."" ""You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT ****IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"" And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? Grethos |
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Tryp
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 12:08:39 AM LOL |
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Bliss
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 5:50:03 AM she sounds like me .lmao |
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Jaaka Giha
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 11:02:59 AM LMAOOO I've found my new heroine, hehe |
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Azizeh
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 3:44:59 PM Does she weild a skillet? |
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Fancy_Megrum
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 7:59:38 PM -gasps- O' course she dinna weild a skillet!!!! Iff'n she did she wouldn't 'ave to go to such extreme measures to keep 'im 'ome!!!!! -laughs an' avoids me Ratchet fer the rest o' the day- |
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Naliya
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 9:18:16 PM -chuckles- good story Grethos |
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Ratchet_Megrum
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True Love
replied on: 10/19/2006 10:14:11 PM -smirks- |
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xNightShade
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True Love
replied on: 10/30/2006 9:35:26 PM sounds kinda like Torrie and Sativa to me lol |
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*La Sarcastica* |
True Love
replied on: 10/31/2006 12:05:53 AM how old did ya say you were NS? 14? |
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