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| Mr. C. | a bit of Holiday Humor posted on: 12/10/2006 9:15:53 AM twas the night before Christmas and all throughout Gor The rumors abounded, as did the lore Of the latest arrival on those silverest of ships For one of them boasted the capture of St. Nick Harley and Tryp sharpened tools before bed In high hopes that Santa might have a shaved head Elusive and Drakini had let out a holler cause they knew both would envy their red shiny collars The kajira were abuzz and their hearts were aglee Each of them dreamt of begging to sit on his knee They all heard of his prowess with the whip and the leash And none were afraid, not in the least Sativa was smiling behind her thin veil Knowing he had commanded the army of elves While most other FW yearned to be the Gorean Mrs. Claus, Yet none of them realizing how lost was the cause Whispers from slavegirls were growing quite loud Over which might serve first, for the honor all would be proud Why the thought of a dance before the old eyes Might garner a trinket or candy unequalled in size And speaking of size only one was quite worried So he donned all his lace and off to his bosk he did scurry He had heard all the rumors how the reindeer were pimped For at stump breaking bosk, Olist is never that limp For Haskon and Tuck with their beards white as snow And their wits and their pace, at their age is quite slow For it was known quite well throughout all the Gorean books How both of them prospered from copying Santa's real looks And Luther endeavored with yet another of scrolls Upon which to place history of Santa's Gorean role. While Midnight was wrought with worry and woe For not finding the words that have would have rivaled Poe Chella took off with her blindingest speed Knowing that Santa would know all her misdeeds Erin did research on her upcoming post For she felt it was Santa's turn upon which to roast While Beast had come forth with the big map in hand Perplexed the North Pole is an unregistered land Phoebe and Emma were simply aghast With a new man around might mean collars "at last" The warriors were happy, knowing of which caste he belonged For his colors had been evident for way way long And the envy from the tarnsmen was evident too For the records of flights were something they knew had to be true For it matters not the world that your on The spirit of Christmas will not ever be gone For it is very like Gor, in just the hearts and the minds And believing in both can be life’s greatest of finds As the old guy in red might have looked upon Gor Would he see in the hearts or would he see a tad more Would he see who is wrong or see who is right Would it matter at all who is here just to fight His finger to nose he would put to the test For the journeys return to the world he knew best When up on the Tarn in the saddle he'd swing With a bellowing voice, out which it might ring For you can never be certain of what will happen next year, Merry Christmas you Goreans and spread some good cheer a note to the mods- before you let Midnight convince you to toss this bit of humorous prose in the dumpster for its lack of poetic contribution, remember who does the naughty and nice list, eh... Happy Holidays to one and all.. - DISCLAIMER - (Henceforth let it be known that by reading or accepting any holiday greeting, you are accepting these terms. The elf's greetings are not subject to clarification or withdrawal from the original sender, are issued with the assurance of non disclosure and are freely transferable with no alteration to the holiday well wishes. They imply no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law. Each is revocable only at the sole discretion of the original wisher. Each wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of humor and good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this humorous wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Each is also warranted and certified to come from NP-ELVES Local #1, a 100% Union Shop.) S. Claus |
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Tryp
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/10/2006 9:28:09 AM LMAOOOOOOO! WONDERFUL! |
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Jaaka Giha
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/10/2006 10:04:05 AM lmfao oh my! *goes to help tryp sharpen that blade* (I love it!) |
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Esoteric
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/10/2006 10:33:26 AM ~cracks up laughing~ At least I got a nod for researching. Roasting Santa, yes yes, absolutely brilliant idea! Now that's my idea of capturing the Christmas spirit. |
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ll-Beast.Blade-ll
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/10/2006 12:57:02 PM ~Looks at that map closer....~ Hey now it seems a FM Tristram resides in the area we call Axe Glacier, which would be our North Pole. Maybe I need a new map???? I look forward to more of the posts. PK's only know I need the chuckles right about now. |
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Harley.
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/10/2006 8:05:20 PM LOL, To Cute |
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Merlote
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/11/2006 3:16:14 PM ~hafta~ chuckles some humor at last love it ! |
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Naliya
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/11/2006 4:08:28 PM -smiles- Very nicely done Thank you for the Christmas Humor Gorean Style (many of us need it now and then) Well done Mr. C. -chuckles- |
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Tuck_WFI
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/17/2006 11:25:37 PM Hey Mr C Can We compare naughty and nice lists. I got toria on the top of both for Me. *hehehe* |
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toria_Tuck_WFI
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a bit of Holiday Humor
replied on: 12/17/2006 11:28:38 PM ahhhhhhhh Master its sooooooooooo much fun to be nice&naughty lol toria_Tuck_WFI and oh Mr.C girl can help with that List of Yours thanks to the kajira grapevine girl knowsssssssssssss where lots of *naughty*went on lol toria_Tuck_WFI |
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