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| Grethos | New definition's posted on: 12/17/2006 12:11:45 AM >>The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers >>to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, >>subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. >> >> >> >> >>Here are this year's {2006} winners: >> >> >> >>1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the >>subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. >> >> >> >> >>2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. >> >> >> >> >>3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts >>until you realize it was your money to start with. >> >> >> >> >>4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. >> >> >> >> >>5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops >>bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, >>shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. >> >> >> >> >>6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose >>of getting laid. >> >> >> >> >>7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. >> >> >> >> >>8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the >>person who doesn't get it. >> >> >> >> >>9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running >>late. >> >> >> >> >>10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. >> >> >> >> >>11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra >>credit.) >> >> >> >> >>12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these >>really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and >>it's like, a serious bummer. >> >> >> >> >>13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day >>consuming only things that are good for you. >> >> >> >> >>14. Glibido: All talk and no action. >> >> >> >> >>15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter >>when they come at you rapidly. >> >> >> >> >>16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after >>you've accidentally walked through a spider web. >> >> >> >> >>17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into >>your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. >> >> >> >> >>18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm >>in the fruit you're eating. Enjoy |
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Kitty..
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New definition's
replied on: 12/17/2006 12:14:03 AM LOL! |
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Jaaka Giha
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New definition's
replied on: 12/17/2006 3:57:15 PM Cashtration...yep, sounds about right, LOL! *continues searching* argh. |
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