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aleta_Roan

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A word of cheer: Live Life Backwards
posted on: 1/19/2007 4:27:34 PM

Live life backwards

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case


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Jaaka Giha

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A word of cheer: Live Life Backwards
replied on: 1/19/2007 5:55:38 PM

ahaha *sends that to everyone i know*
LadyAngelWings

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A word of cheer: Live Life Backwards
replied on: 1/20/2007 12:33:34 PM

I am not having my kids in reverse. Not no way in hell. -shudders at the thought-
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