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| Tryp | My Day posted on: 3/21/2007 9:58:32 PM I get up, as I sometimes do, and commence to grabbing a goodly hunk o toilet paper to clear ma sinuses. Pretty ordinary. BUT! Within seconds I'm yellin..DEAR GOD..WHAT IS ON MA MOUTH. After some ruckus and commotion, I find out ma son bought toilet paper..with friggin aloe lotion in it. Who the hell needs aloe lotion in toilet paper? It takes all but Comet cleanser and Greased Lightening to get that crap off yer mouth. Moving along, never assume the coke can on the counter is yours. Some dirty bastard may have put a cigarette butt in it. Do not mix Clorox with Pine Sol to clean spewed coke off cabinets and walls. You, like me, will land up needin an iron lung. When someone gives you a ride, takes you home and dumps you out in the driveway..do NOT slam the car door shut with yer arse if yer wearing baggy sweat pants. If you do, make SURE the pants have cleared the door before the driver attempts pullin out the driveway. Harley has made a suggestion to me, that I sell a good friend's kidneys on eBay, or rent him out as a lab rat. This could be taken as being mean..or..maybe testing the strength of a friendship. I think maybe her suggestions were the result of him threatening to shoot himself if she didnt unblock him in MSN. I think it's possible I might lose a friend if I tried to sell his kidney's on eBay..but hell, I'll try. Is wot he gets for complaining about ma spaghetti. End of day..cuz I refuse to participate further. |
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My Day
replied on: 3/21/2007 10:13:25 PM lmfao...i was introduced to kleenex with lotion on it the other day, yuk |
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Hell.Cat
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My Day
replied on: 3/21/2007 10:29:16 PM adds to it...getting up at the ungodly hour of 7am..yeah for me it is LOL...go to the Dr..get checked over and he hands me a prescription for antibotics and says. (I kid you not this did happen today) Here, I'm not sure if you need these or not but just in case get them filled. |
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LadyAngelWings
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My Day
replied on: 3/22/2007 4:05:00 PM OMG -holds my sides laughing so hard I gotta peeeeeeeeeeeeeee- |
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Jaaka Giha
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My Day
replied on: 3/23/2007 5:37:55 PM those damn kleenex with lotion in them always make me feel like i never quite got my nose clean..*sniffs |
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Tryp
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My Day
replied on: 3/23/2007 6:13:54 PM You may as well suck lard out a bucket if ya get that crap on ya. |
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Hell.Cat
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My Day
replied on: 3/23/2007 9:52:16 PM Sends Three cases special delivery to Tryp of toilet paper with aloe lotion in it, seeing how much she likes it..grins. |
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