|
|
| Author | Message / Information |
| Gryff Quote | Reply | | WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT posted on: 3/18/2008 11:25:51 AM WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? “My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT’ll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America Thank you and good night. “ If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. |
|
_Phoebe
Quote | Reply | |
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
replied on: 3/21/2008 12:35:23 AM .� You talk �trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows �he may not see some of his buddies again.� You walk��down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.� You �complain about how hot it is.� He wears �his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.� You go out �to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.� He doesn't �get to eat today.� Your maid �makes your bed and washes your clothes.� He wears �the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.� You go to �the mall and get your hair redone.� He doesn't �have time to brush his teeth today.� You're �angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.� He's told �he will be held over an extra 2 months.� You call �your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.� He waits �for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.� You hug �and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday. � He holds �his letter close and smells his love's perfume.� You roll �your eyes as a baby cries.� He gets a �letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.� You �criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.� He sees �the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is �fighting.� You hear �the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.� He hears �the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded. � You see �only what the media wants you to see.� He sees �the broken bodies lying around him.� You are �asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.� He does �exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.� You stay �at home and watch TV.� He takes �whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.� You crawl �into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.� He tries �to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.� If you support your troops, send this to �people.� If you �don't support your troops well, then don't send this out. You won't die in 7 days, �your love life won't be affected, and you won't have the worst day ever.� You don't �have to email this. It's not like you know the men and women that are dying to �preserve your rights.� REMEMBER �our Troops, and do not forget them LATER Lest we �forget - .� You talk �trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows �he may not see some of his buddies again.� You walk��down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.� You �complain about how hot it is.� He wears �his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.� You go out �to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.� He doesn't �get to eat today.� Your maid �makes your bed and washes your clothes.� He wears �the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.� You go to �the mall and get your hair redone.� He doesn't �have time to brush his teeth today.� You're �angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.� He's told �he will be held over an extra 2 months.� You call �your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.� He waits �for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.� You hug �and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday. � He holds �his letter close and smells his love's perfume.� You roll �your eyes as a baby cries.� He gets a �letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.� You �criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.� He sees �the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is �fighting.� You hear �the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.� He hears �the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded. � You see �only what the media wants you to see.� He sees �the broken bodies lying around him.� You are �asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.� He does �exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.� You stay �at home and watch TV.� He takes �whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.� You crawl �into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.� He tries �to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.� If you support your troops, send this to �people.� If you �don't support your troops well, then don't send this out. You won't die in 7 days, �your love life won't be affected, and you won't have the worst day ever.� You don't �have to email this. It's not like you know the men and women that are dying to �preserve your rights.� REMEMBER �our Troops, and do not forget them LATER Lest we �forget - |
|
_Phoebe
Quote | Reply | |
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
replied on: 3/21/2008 12:37:02 AM sorry - didn't work - there were photos too |
|
-.Sativa.-
*La Sarcastica* Quote | Reply | |
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
replied on: 3/25/2008 2:02:59 AM � |
|
LinkBot
|
Gamers Wanted is looking for people to write game reviews and post news, |
|
|
| Tired of seeing ads? Click here to upgrade to Elite Membership! |
ChatArea.com Help & News Forums | Terms of Use | Contact ChatArea.com | Advertising
Powered By ChatArea.com - Get your free Society today! © Copyright 2003 Wewp!