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Message: Emoticon Listing HTML Help	[quote]Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A: A women who won't do what she's told. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. [/quote]
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Gryff

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replied on: 6/7/2007 4:24:38 PM

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?

A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?

A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

A: Divorced.

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