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xerxes_quisada	Duplicity posted on: 9/9/2003 9:37:05 PM In the week of Bullrings new birth it was a bit ropey of London to grab our, much deserved, attention. By employing shady ponce David Blaine they seem to have tried to counteract our blatant consumerism with a bizarre austerity drive. We don't need a hungry american to show our city to the world. We need a Midlands Celebrity "Touch the Bull" Competition. I reckon that Shefali could only touch a bull for about three hours. We should bet.
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Duplicity replied on: 9/9/2003 11:41:28 PM I hope mr Blaine is treated with the contempt he deserves when he drops dead. I have coincidentally had a pleasant evening insulting an ridiculing the supporters of the egotistical and boring American prick on CH4`s David Blaine forum, i am not a well liked poster there! My CH4 log in name is Wendixxx please feel free to join in the ridicule of this stupid magician.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Duplicity replied on: 9/10/2003 7:05:31 PM I think Blaine is probably on drugs. Or one of those mentals. Can I just point out he is an illusionist: he's not so magical he can withstand more than the ordinary fella, he's just good at deceiving an audience. With all the people in the world unable to forage enough to sate their needs through poverty, conflict, corrupt administrations, not being married and so on, it seems highly flippant of the guy to sit there pretending to be hungry, faking scurvy and eye failure. Glory grabbing hound. I bet Shefali is stronger than she looks: she'd withstand a good twelve hours. I'd like to see her, Bore and Rob Halford competing for the Pride of Brum Bull touching contest. Al squirming would be brill, as Rob mistakes the Bull's horns for a motorbikes' handlebars, and feels so at home he never leaves. Your Jasper Carrots and Jill Knights can dance on Bert's defeated body at the end. THAT would be entertainment worth paying for!!!
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Duplicity replied on: 9/10/2003 9:57:09 PM The bull is going to be as shiny as hell with all the kids climbing up it. The council really should put the matting that they have in playgrounds around it as it will not be long before a baby falls and gets hurt. Incidentally the Anchor seemed rather empty of BINS lunar society members tonight. Only myself in attendance when I left at nine thirty.
NO PLEASE HELP ME!	Duplicity replied on: 9/11/2003 3:36:16 PM the david blaine stunt thing is right outside where i work and ive been going down at lunchtimes to stare and eat my sarnies where he can see me. the best thing about the whole thing is that the constant presence of tv cameras is attracting some great nutters, a bloke today striped off and jumped into the thames (or ratpiss river) he was fished out by the cops then he tried to do a runner wearing a policemans jacket. well funny!
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Duplicity replied on: 9/11/2003 7:40:34 PM If i send you a quid will you buy some eggs and bung em at the pratt? I see Mr Blinder has answered my call to arms and joined the C4 fray, very nice first posting threatening violence and well punctuated.
Nap1st Rank: Toyah	Duplicity replied on: 9/11/2003 11:04:57 PM At the Limp Bizkit concert the huge chant was "david blane is a dick". Not as good as the "your shit and you know you are" chant I started at the MTV presenter that never showed her face to the crowd, just managed to keep it fixed on the camera.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Duplicity replied on: 9/12/2003 8:33:39 AM Re: "I see Mr Blinder has answered my call to arms and joined the C4 fray, very nice first posting threatening violence and well punctuated." Thank you, (Mr?) Ariel. Pleasure to be of some assistance. Always prepared to help a fellow Brummie out with a bit of intellectual thuggery.
NO PLEASE HELP ME!	Duplicity replied on: 9/12/2003 11:26:30 AM Definatly up for lobbing eggs and maybe rocks at blain! dont even need to send me a quid i'll buy me own and get down there this lunch time. the security guards down there are quite fat so if i manage to outrun them i should be ok limp biskit played in brum? i wish i'd called the booking office that day " leeeeemp beeeeskeet" great band name to pronounce in a brum accent.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Duplicity replied on: 9/12/2003 2:28:03 PM Bag of shite sounds good in any accent.
Nap1st Rank: Toyah This message was updated on 9/13/2003 3:03:10 PM by Nap1st	Duplicity replied on: 9/13/2003 1:32:37 PM No it was down in London in finsbury park, still it would be hopeful that he heard us.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Duplicity replied on: 9/14/2003 11:40:22 AM Jerry Sadowitz had it right: I'm David Bland and I like to do maaaaaaagic. (Whined.) Any scientists in the forum? How soon can starvation Kill you? I can't go more than four hours without grub.
bloodied_flying_torso This message was updated on 9/14/2003 5:58:07 PM by bloodied_flying_torso	Duplicity replied on: 9/14/2003 5:57:34 PM What stands a hundred foot tall and smells of urine?........... David Blaine.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Duplicity replied on: 9/14/2003 7:15:14 PM Your help is urgently required on the Channel Four Blaine forum. NHS350Ariel and I are doing a heck of a job rubbing the pro-Blainites up the wrong way, but we're desperately outnumbered by a motley assortment of freaks, quasi-religious nutters and the ill-informed. Post soon.
DrVeraJenkins old dear Rank: Jasper	Duplicity replied on: 9/15/2003 1:53:34 PM No, I know how he's really going to do it. You know that slow release fish food you give to Goldie when you go away for the Blackpool illuminations weekend? Well, he's got about a 40 lb block of the stuff shoved up his rear passage. He may well come down looking like Billy the Singing Cod at the end of it, but he sure ain't gonna starve. Who keeps the records on starvation attempts anyway? Amnesty International? In any case, my money's on Gary Newbon to touch the Bull for about 4 days. Shifali's a sweet girl, but wouldn;t have the strength. Gary on the other hand commentates on boxing.
xerxes_quisada	Duplicity replied on: 9/15/2003 7:39:51 PM I looked at their forums the other night and it seems to populated by educationally subnormal ten year olds (present company excepted). I tried to write but despair took hold. I couldn't explain how wrong they were in less than 20 pages. I found pictures of bunnies to lift my spirits. Might try again later.
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