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DrVeraJenkins old dear Rank: Jasper	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/4/2003 12:28:26 AM Yes definately the buses through Moseley, especially the number One. Does it still run by the Mayfield Court or whatever that psychiatric hostel was called that they exposed a few years back in the fly on the wall TV documentary. You get some right cases getting on and off the bus outside that place. I was once stood at the bus stop in Moseley on a freezing cold winters day and a man came past with no shirt on. A man next to me shouted "oi, put your shirt on", and do you know, he did put his shirt back on. After he wandered off the man at the bus stop said "someone's got to tell em haven't they?" God bless him, that made my Christmas that did.
rotunda pants villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/7/2003 10:47:33 AM A colleague of mine was on the 17 last night and had to get off early (by the blues ground) because a passer-by shot a gun at the bus. So not all freaks get the 17, some of them hate it with a strong enough passion to try and kill the bus.
sheldonphil	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/11/2003 12:21:08 PM surely the 17 or 15 is in line for some award for most bricked bus route? thank you scum on green lane who like to hide behind bushes and lob bricks at my bus i most enjoy having to get off and wait fpr 20 minutes in the cold. that said a big hello to all the bus stoners down on hobmoor road (the entire road) i really enjoy the way you brick the bus with such passion and flair
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/12/2003 8:45:04 AM The 96/7 by the river cole sees a lot of stoning too. I like the way there is nowhere to hide, but the fiends are still unseen. Ninjas or vampires, that's my theory. In Bordesley Green that bus gets a good kicking quite frequently. The bus must wonder why it bothers.
mstwistee	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/12/2003 12:48:32 PM the most nasty route i have been on i wud have to say is the number 11 i hate that bus it stinks and is full of wirdos
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/28/2003 10:30:09 PM Most likely the bus to the Rhondda Valley.
sheldonphil	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/29/2003 12:10:24 PM was on the bus on tues/wed night when it crashed on green lane at about 8.30pm. the woman who hit her head on the windshield was also the same woman who got hit by the brick when the bus got bricked just before the emerald club. she is now known as the lucky lady on the 17. ps bus crash at 6pm thursday why the **** were there no buses at all to town? stranded by TWM again !!
kidfortoday	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 7/4/2007 7:55:55 PM quote: what about a bit more info for all of us about your bus riding habbits? do you have a set time for a particular bus? i often get on at argos and get off at vicky wine on garretts green. usually the 8.30pm from town i used to live round the corner from vicky wine, opposite cockshut hill. good times, good times
Red_Educator	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 12/3/2007 8:20:31 PM That guy on the 45/47 route, is he the "Growler", always pissed up in the centre of Cotteridge? He used to terrorise the buses going through Harborne back in the 80s, an absolute pisshead. Never, ever make eye contact with this man...ever!
sherpa_lova	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 1/22/2008 10:55:24 PM The 966 from Chelmsley Wood to Erdington, or desperate to desolate as I like to think of it. Full of frustrated 16 yr old wannabe gangsters, and that's the females. At least the blokes focus on getting stoned. What's with playing pinky and perky's top ten choons top whack on their ipod clones. I'm gonna start singing at the top of my voice next time ... ONE DAY AT A TIIIIIIIIME SWEET JEZUS, THAT'S ALL IM ASKIN FROM YOU. Sing along now, don't be shy.
Mildesque	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 2/22/2008 8:42:29 PM quote: That guy on the 45/47 route, is he the "Growler", always pissed up in the centre of Cotteridge? He used to terrorise the buses going through Harborne back in the 80s, an absolute pisshead. Never, ever make eye contact with this man...ever! Dunno if it's the same bloke, but I do know that there's an elderly chap who frequents the same bus route who can be distinguished by his crabulous ramblings and valliant warcry of "You're a GAY!!", charging selflessly into the mundane masses with not a thought for his safety, informing us of individuals apparent sexual dispositon at the top of his wheedy voice. My mate has a personal loathing for the gent. Sometimes on the way to or from town, the number 50 is visited by a man I have dubbed in my head "Fat, hat wearing, elderly shit smelling gentleman". The smell almost has its own unique aroma, just sweet enough to catch the edge of your throat and force you to sit there breathing through the sleeve of your coat until he gets off and the fumes has diminished. Ah, and an old personal favourite is the number 11 going from Kings Heath in the late evening. He's a silver haired bloke with a scar on his face. If you meet him and he tries to talk to you, typical English nicities do not suffice. Tell him to f*ck off, or he'll sit there trying to make drunken conversation with you the rest of the trip. And not just any good natured drunken conversation. Loathesome, intrusive, psudointellectual drunken conversation. I'd like to remove his face and leave him a sore, oozing fleshy scab to remember me by, but that takes effort and at that time I'm usually tired. New here by the way, so 'allo all.
m8e Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 2/23/2008 12:45:14 PM quote: He's a silver haired bloke with a scar on his face. If you meet him and he tries to talk to you, typical English nicities do not suffice. Tell him to f*ck off, or he'll sit there trying to make drunken conversation with you the rest of the trip. And not just any good natured drunken conversation. Loathesome, intrusive, psudointellectual drunken conversation. I'd like to remove his face and leave him a sore, oozing fleshy scab to remember me by, but that takes effort and at that time I'm usually tired. Oh dear. It sounds to me like you could well be talking about a former BiNS Brummie of the Year here. Check the picture link in my recent post in the Fave Brummies section for confirmation.
Rowley-Russ Rank: Toyah	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 2/23/2008 1:18:40 PM quote: Sometimes on the way to or from town, the number 50 is visited by a man I have dubbed in my head "Fat, hat wearing, elderly shit smelling gentleman". The smell almost has its own unique aroma, just sweet enough to catch the edge of your throat and force you to sit there breathing through the sleeve of your coat until he gets off and the fumes has diminished. I've encountered this one. It ain't fun.
Mildesque	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 2/23/2008 1:59:38 PM quote: Oh dear. It sounds to me like you could well be talking about a former BiNS Brummie of the Year here. Check the picture link in my recent post in the Fave Brummies section for confirmation. I can only find some Photo's form Garry Corbett. If it's one of a bloke called Charlie, then god no. He sounds like he might actually have personality from the description, though I could be wrong. Nah, the one I'm on about has a really prominent scar across his face, and has sort of short, silver hair. He talks in a drawling British accent and tries to engage in conversation with 'the youth of today' about burning political issues such as 'governmunt' and 'what time it iszhz beguz ahve misszshed the busz'. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of over-enthusiastic drunken conversation, but this bloke makes me want to force feed him ground up cat 'till he chokes to death. You know him straight off from the steadily increasing urge to push his face through a window. He'd probably enjoy it though, the shiny faced freak.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 2/26/2008 12:35:26 PM They sound really cool. I've always admired tramps. I like the way they filter-feed with their beards, those tiny little insects that nibble at their exposed skin and how they murder each other now and then. I reckon there's a certain sour-smelling nobility to it. And then there's the arcane "Tramp Secrets" of course; the tramp alchemists' discovery that Special Brew mixed with urine acts as a powerful antibiotic, for example. Also did you know there's a secret network of tunnels that run right across the country, converging like ley lines on Stonehenge, Tintagel and that disused church off the Ringroad in Sparkbrook. This is the reason so many tramps look alike; they are actually the same tramp, secretly travelling around the country via the Tramp Metro. They're like the Freemasons, only with clothes held together by string and dried sick in their hair.
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