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drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
posted on: 12/11/2003 2:04:47 PM

iv,e often wondered whilst mulling things over is she a he .I can't tell and people that iv'e asked either say she is or tell me "to piss off you drunken sod" so the jury is out .but if you look at her close up she really needs a shave and i hear she drinks like a bloke.so it's over to you .What does evrybody think ?.ORr as my mates say i need to reduce my alcohol intake.
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:27:45 PM

Perhaps he/she is a Hermaphrodite?
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:31:08 PM

you could well be right but i think if she gets herself a nice suit ,washes her hair(as if )then she could easily pass herself off as a Bob or a Bill.
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:32:37 PM

She actually looks like the Bog Door the more I think about it - the woman mentioned on the scarf woman's posting? I wonder if Claire and Bog door are one in the same.
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:38:41 PM

i doubt it as you said that you saw the scarf woman in the ladies once,the last home game i'm sure i stood next to clare short at the urinals.
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:42:15 PM

Did you sneak a peak? I hear you chaps do that.
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:45:04 PM

YEAH COULDN'T TELL EITHER WAY ,HER BELLY WAS IN THE WAY.
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:49:00 PM

Always a tough one to counter, a big belly when trying to check out a manhood.
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:55:30 PM

so do you tend to get obstructed by blokes bellies or heaven forbid your own.
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 2:58:56 PM

Fortunately the beer belly monster hasn't caught up with me yet.
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:02:31 PM

that beer belly monster is a sod ,i think i'm in a continuos fight with him which i'm just about winning .
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:03:31 PM

Well done you. I think he's forgotten about me. Perhaps your constant pummelling has given him a spot of amnesia. I do hope so.
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:12:39 PM

do you think that if i gave up drinking,smoking,clubbing,curries and pizza he'd leave me alone ?
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:16:24 PM

Well I haven't, so I shouldn't worry about it just yet. Wait until your about 40 and then sit down and have a think about whether you want one then or not. If you don't, then's the time to give up the drinking, smoking, clubbing, curries and pizza.

Or perhaps just give up the pizza?
drink-to-be-drunk
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:21:57 PM

your right it would be boring without those things ,but giving up pizza when i'm 40 well thats a big issue that i won't have to deal with for a while .
liquorlicence
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IS CLAIRE SHORT REALLY A MAN ?
replied on: 12/11/2003 3:25:08 PM

Life just wouldn't be worth living.

How old are you then 16?!
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