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peakyblinder
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Birmingham City Council is shit
posted on: 1/3/2004 2:53:25 PM

Birmingham's shittiness is entirely due to the shittiness of its city council, which has been branded 'weak' yet again by a government enquiry. How much longer do we have to put up with this gross incompetence before something gets done about it? I'm seriously considering taking matters into my own hands.
racheymaus
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/3/2004 9:25:14 PM

I'll vote for you.
Mittonsmate
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/3/2004 10:19:46 PM

quote:
I'll vote for you.


Who said anything about voting?
Judging from some of Peaky's previous posts, I suspect that what is being hinted at here is more likely to involve a high-velocity rifle.
peakyblinder
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/4/2004 5:14:21 PM

Au contraire, Mittonsmate - I'm seriously considering either entering Politics Idol, the show based on Pop Idol which asks the public to vote their favourite contenders into government, or setting up my own party called the Vote of No Confidence Party. If we win, we scrap the political system and start again from scratch. I think we would be very popular. Failing that, I could always set up my own militia and take them out by force. I suppose.
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/5/2004 1:45:25 PM

Political Idol, what a great idea. The contestants have to come in and give a simpering speech to a panel of judges, but manage not to directly answer any questions at all. Who would be nasty Simon is what I want to know.

Not as much fun as joining Vladimir Illyich Peakyblinder's Bolshevic Army though. Just imagine storming the gates of the Winter(val) Palace, whilst it is being shelled from a gunboat floating in Gas Street Basin. Then taking Bore and his cronies to a cellar, shooting the lot of them and then burning and burying the bodies in the woods of Sutton Park.
racheymaus
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/5/2004 7:20:15 PM

I'll vote for you.
peakyblinder
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/5/2004 10:44:57 PM

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Not as much fun as joining Vladimir Illyich Peakyblinder's Bolshevic Army though. Just imagine storming the gates of the Winter(val) Palace, whilst it is being shelled from a gunboat floating in Gas Street Basin. Then taking Bore and his cronies to a cellar, shooting the lot of them and then burning and burying the bodies in the woods of Sutton Park.


I think you missed something important out there, mate. I heard that the Bolsheviks sodomised the Tsar and his family before burning and burying them.
Mittonsmate
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/6/2004 2:09:15 AM

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Political Idol, what a great idea. The contestants have to come in and give a simpering speech to a panel of judges, but manage not to directly answer any questions at all. Who would be nasty Simon is what I want to know.


Paxman, of course.
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/6/2004 7:39:39 PM

Sodomised you say?

I'll have Bore sqealin' like a pig. "Yow shoor av gorra pretty mouth, Councillor Bore" in a Brummy Deliverance stylee.

Count me in!
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/7/2004 10:10:41 AM

quote:
quote:
Political Idol, what a great idea. The contestants have to come in and give a simpering speech to a panel of judges, but manage not to directly answer any questions at all. Who would be nasty Simon is what I want to know.


Paxman, of course.


The likeness is remarkable on reflection, Ariel. Wavey black hair, ruthless demeanour and trousers set too far up the waistline.
racheymaus
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/9/2004 12:36:27 PM

I spoke to someone who works for the council a few weeks back. He had great difficulty telling me what his job actually involved. I suspect our council tax is spent on biscuits, comfy cushions and subsidising the council employees internet porn habits. They're taking us for a ride. It's a disgrace!

Although I've noticed rubbish collection has improved of late.
moggywash






Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/13/2004 9:55:35 PM

Birmingham CC - its not all shit.

Having working for a big blue chip and the council I have seen people royally taking the piss in both. There isnt much difference between the two. There does seem to be a few more able people in the council mind you .

Perhaps send in the management consultants or Lloyds ISO people to the council to 'imaginize' culture change improvements or whatever they usually do. Lets hope not or else we'll no doubt be seeing 'this door opens both ways' signs on all council building doors.

The internet porn is factored in to the low wages we are paid. So hands off.

Or on.
peakyblinder
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/14/2004 11:04:43 PM

Reliable sources inform me that it is impossible to get fired from Birmingham City Council employment. If you want proof, one needs look no further than Albert Bore himself.
Moved to America

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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/21/2004 3:10:46 AM

Can't argue with that.

Disabled HIV+ Black Lesbian Dwarves have been making all the decisions since the late seventies.
The Mayor is just a figurehead fatman in a suit with a big gold chain and pointy hat, much like Trumpton.

I blame the union
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/21/2004 5:07:30 PM

I'm having a premonition.
Peakyblinder will go on about being a disabled HIV+ black lesbian dwarf just to start an argument.
racheymaus
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Birmingham City Council is shit
replied on: 1/21/2004 7:09:46 PM

Thank goodness we have a Peaky to rely on to defend people like me. Even if he is a bullshitting, I mean imaginative, person. Us immune weak Saphic little 'uns, etc etc, rarely have a voice.
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