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liquorlicence
likes beer and blues

Rank: Chinny

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Scam
posted on: 3/23/2004 3:42:52 PM

SCAM WARNING!



Normally hoax e-mail warnings are nothing more than a nuisance, but this one is for real.



Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.



If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, DO NOT show him your arse.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this email yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
BrummieExpat
Rank: Jasper
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Scam
replied on: 3/24/2004 11:44:50 AM

Did he just want to see it or did he give you a rating out of 10 for it?

It might be a new competition, instead of clogging up the M42 with people trying to get into crufts we might soon have a best arse contest.
liquorlicence
likes beer and blues
Rank: Chinny
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replied on: 3/24/2004 11:56:13 AM

I think he wanted to memorise the details and then go home and have a chuff.
pixie_mason
foul mouth
Rank: Toyah
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Scam
replied on: 3/24/2004 1:58:01 PM

I've got a bum like Kylie's*









*behind my knees.
liquorlicence
likes beer and blues
Rank: Chinny
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Scam
replied on: 3/24/2004 3:17:40 PM

I've got a face like Kylie's









arse.
Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie
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Scam
replied on: 3/24/2004 5:53:23 PM

quote:
Did he just want to see it or did he give you a rating out of 10 for it?

It might be a new competition, instead of clogging up the M42 with people trying to get into crufts we might soon have a best arse contest.


Best Arse In Class, what a paludit. Then you'd be into the finale, the Best Arse in Show. Imagine standing on the plinth having your arse photographed by the world's press, clasping the Cup to your rosy cheeked botty, your perfectly groomed arse hair being fluffed up with a soft brush. You'd be on telly in an Andrex advert in no time: Top Breeders recommend it.
rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it
Rank: Ozzy
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Scam
replied on: 3/25/2004 4:12:31 PM

Racheymaus has a lot in common with Kylie, as well.
She's about five foot and can't sing for toffee!!
racheymaus
old hand
Rank: Chinny
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Scam
replied on: 3/25/2004 9:18:55 PM

I'm five foot and a quarter, actually!
WHORYA
Rank: Chinny
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Scam
replied on: 4/8/2004 7:20:38 AM

quote:
I'm five foot and a quarter, actually!

But can you sing ?
live before you die
Rank: Toyah
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Scam
replied on: 4/8/2004 2:26:51 PM

quote:
I'm five foot and a quarter, actually!

does a quarter of an inch really make any difference,your still a short arse..
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