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Mittonsmate.	Burglars posted on: 6/8/2004 10:13:31 PM Definition of a fascist - a liberal who's just been robbed. Having recently become a victim of these putrid vermin, I now find myself very much in favour of a Saudi-style f-uck rehabilitation, let's amputate policy for dealing with them. Either that or the Tony Martin solution. The problem - as the police were honest enough to admit to me - is that there is next to no chance of professional burglars ever being caught these days, let alone adequately punished, and thus the law is simply of no consequence for them. Worst of all though, the police also told me that, having got away with it this time, the c-unts will almost certainly come back again within the next few months. Great. Ah well, at least they left me the moon at the window (cf. the Zen poet Ryokan).
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Burglars replied on: 6/10/2004 8:57:12 PM Definition of a hypocrite: the Marxist who spent all day criticising other people's attachment to possessions and their inhuman insistance of demonising those forced by society into anti-social and so-called criminal behaviour, who's been burgled. Literally on the same day. Was it a god smack? Will I ever learn to keep my mouth shut? We had relatively little taken, but I was astounded by the outrage I felt that anyone thought they had the right to take my things. MINEMINEMINE. I soon realised it was only me who was being exploited by this affection for stuff that took hours of irreplaceable labour to purchase. Didn't help.
hythloday Rank: Toyah	Turd burglars replied on: 6/11/2004 7:57:23 AM quote: Definition of a fascist - a liberal who's just been robbed. Having recently become a victim of these putrid vermin, I now find myself very much in favour of a Saudi-style f-uck rehabilitation, let's amputate policy for dealing with them. Either that or the Tony Martin solution. The problem - as the police were honest enough to admit to me - is that there is next to no chance of professional burglars ever being caught these days, let alone adequately punished, and thus the law is simply of no consequence for them. Worst of all though, the police also told me that, having got away with it this time, the c-unts will almost certainly come back again within the next few months. Great. Ah well, at least they left me the moon at the window (cf. the Zen poet Ryokan). Take my advice, secure all exits to your home bar one and lay a trap. When you get him, cosh him and keep him prisoner in your cellar for a month, forcing him to eat his own excretia. You won't see him again. Mine's still down in the cellar, albeit under the floor in a binbag shroud.
Derradah Rank: Toyah	Turd burglars replied on: 6/11/2004 9:37:00 AM At last we're talking about Birmingham!!
KingoftheHeath Rank: Jasper	I'd even steal the skin off a baby seals back... replied on: 6/11/2004 10:32:08 AM Having spent some time in the company of burglars, my perception (based on my experience)of the majority is that death would probably be best...
RustyCakehole	Burglars replied on: 6/24/2004 12:44:03 PM Crikey, K.O.T.H. - obscure Damned references now. Well done. Anyway, burglars... hanging's too good for them, they should be melted
KingoftheHeath Rank: Jasper	Rat Scabies finest moment... replied on: 6/24/2004 12:59:03 PM 1st concert I ever saw: The Damned - Birmingham Odeon, February 1979...
hubgirl	Burglars replied on: 10/14/2005 3:30:33 PM You are allowed to hit a burglar, but only once so make it count (like, use the iron). A policeman told me that.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Burglars replied on: 10/15/2005 9:38:37 AM You area also allowed to shoot a person of Welsh origin with a crossbow within the walls of Chester after midnight, so I believe.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Burglars replied on: 10/15/2005 10:38:41 AM My rapier sharp wit floors most criminally inclined. So I don't need to use weapons. Something to do with sarcasm causing painful vibrations in thief DNA. They're not like us decent folks, you know.
NO PLEASE HELP ME!	burgulars replied on: 10/20/2005 3:22:55 PM heard a story about a guy who had a web cam set up to take pictures of anything that moved in it's field of vision and to immidiatley email the pics to a web mail address. It worked and when a burgular gained entry and stole his pc the cam took pictures of him and they were used succesfully as evidence against him. going to set that up in my gaff
Ariel HS	burgulars replied on: 10/23/2005 11:27:19 PM The first step in stopping burglers is in your hands. Do not buy iffy gear in pubs.
greenfacedegg	burgulars replied on: 10/24/2005 6:51:03 AM quote: The first step in stopping burglers is in your hands. Do not buy iffy gear in pubs. Nor from Cash Converters.
Ariel HS	burgulars replied on: 10/24/2005 9:55:37 PM Is that the place at the Swan Center otherwise known as "Fences are us"?
greenfacedegg	burgulars replied on: 10/25/2005 6:06:06 PM quote: Is that the place at the Swan Center otherwise known as "Fences are us"? Being only familiar with the King-of-the-Heath branch.....it may well be.
iDrink	burgulars replied on: 10/26/2005 5:24:06 PM quote: The first step in stopping burglers is in your hands. Do not buy iffy gear in pubs. Yes, you are right. Pubs have too much light and CCTV 'n' that. I'll be lurking round the carpark behind the Wetherspoons in Mosely tomorrow night.
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