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craig_pulsar This message was updated on 11/16/2004 10:29:15 AM by craig_pulsar	Ozzy Osbourne International posted on: 11/15/2004 10:28:29 AM Hello Brummies... Afraid this is a bit of spam, but wondering if you could help me? I've written a ditty about the place I stayed for a couple of years, and am wondering if any of you would know how I could go about reading it out on BRMB or some other station? Anyway, here it is: <edited to avoid offending reader sensibilities />
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/15/2004 6:26:42 PM quote: I've written a ditty about the place I stayed for a couple of years, and am wondering if any of you would know how I could go about reading it out on BRMB or some other station? You could always try completely rewriting it and shagging/drugging the heads of various Brum radio stations.
craig_pulsar	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/15/2004 7:09:22 PM shagging their heads? Eurgh.
trystero Rank: Toyah	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/15/2004 7:27:22 PM P.l.ease, This sort of 'ditty' should of died out when Ned Sherrin moved his from Radio 4 Saturday morning slot. Unfortunately by posting this I add to the number of people who even see it.
pixie_mason foul mouth Rank: Toyah	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 10:18:09 AM Ah come on now, trystero. Ditties can be FOOKIN FUNNY. What about Wierd Al Yankovich's 'Eat It'? That was the most hysterical thing ever when I was seven! I wrote one years ago to the tune of Alanis Morrisette 'Ironic' it went: Superman Wow he could fly His charm and his poise Lit up the sky Then he went on a horse And hit the deck Now he's a helpless paraplegic That speaks out his neck Isn't it Ironic? Dontcha think? lalalalalalalala There's more.... go on... beg me for it
KingoftheHeath Rank: Jasper	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 10:29:35 AM By the halls of valhalla, make the rhyming piffle cease...
craig_pulsar	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 10:32:06 AM The message has been deleted so as not to waste anyone elses time.... I still maintain that BHX should be renamed.
KingoftheHeath Rank: Jasper	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 10:37:11 AM My powers grow stronger by the moment! (in a Mittonesque manner..)
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 11:44:00 AM quote: I still maintain that BHX should be renamed. I agree. Maybe BHX could be named after the nearest local village, just like Heathrow and Gatwick are. I suggest Elmdon. What does anyone else think of this idea?
falsedog Rank: Jasper	replied on: 11/16/2004 4:36:37 PM quote: quote: I still maintain that BHX should be renamed. I agree. Maybe BHX could be named after the nearest local village, just like Heathrow and Gatwick are. I suggest Elmdon. What does anyone else think of this idea? I've heard people call it Elmdon airport, sounds great I think. Is Heathrow a town? I thought it came from Heath Robinson, the madcap inventor...
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 6:11:30 PM quote: P.l.ease, This sort of 'ditty' should of died out when Ned Sherrin moved his from Radio 4 Saturday morning slot. Unfortunately by posting this I add to the number of people who even see it. Should of? SHOULD OF? Tsk, tsk. (I'm standing in for grammarman, by the way. He's otherwise engaged at the moment.)
trystero Rank: Toyah	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/16/2004 6:56:17 PM quote: Should of? SHOULD OF? Tsk, tsk. (I'm standing in for grammarman, by the way. He's otherwise engaged at the moment.) Surely that's as acceptable as "e'are"? "Should of" and "should have" is blurred in even the faintest of Birmingham dialect, transcripted "Shud 'uv". To say I am unable to tell the difference between "of" and "have" valorises Queen's English Received Pronunciation. Shame on you closet Londoner!. Having said, or rather written, that I should like to offer a deconstructive attack by continuing to uphold speech over writing. P.S. R.I.P. Jjohn Balance
Russ-L Rank: Jasper	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/17/2004 5:58:15 AM Simple logic bars the path of 'should of.' It makes no sense whatsoever.
falsedog Rank: Jasper	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/17/2004 8:33:13 AM quote: P.S. R.I.P. Jjohn Balance Surely that's Jhonn
rotunda pants villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/17/2004 3:27:39 PM Either way, he's lost his Balance. Apologies.
falsedog Rank: Jasper	Ozzy Osbourne International replied on: 11/17/2004 5:00:28 PM quote: Either way, he's lost his Balance. Surely that's Sleazy
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