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Train Announcements
posted on: 5/17/2006 2:38:02 PM

Glad to hear that something is finally being done about that ridiculous plummy voice that is currently used for all the announcements at New Street station.

Who decided that we Brummies would want to be told our train info by some bloke who sounds like Nicholas Parsons?

Apparently they're looking into using a regional accent now because it's pissed loads of other people too. Good!

Who would you nominate to record the new voice - our Noddy perhaps? That would be hilarious (for all of 2 minutes)
kingshurstphil
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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/17/2006 4:26:28 PM

timothy spall?

carl chinn?

better still jo or the badger from the apprentice

Now i think about it who better than mad malik
Gravy Hole
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This message was updated on 5/17/2006 5:04:56 PM by Gravy Hole

Train Announcements
replied on: 5/17/2006 5:04:04 PM

Nicolas Parsons not good enough? Just a minute! I know he's plummy but who better than Lesley Philips? His voice is irrestible to women, it's a fact.

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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/17/2006 9:14:06 PM

quote:

Apparently they're looking into using a regional accent now because it's pissed loads of other people too. Good!

Who would you nominate to record the new voice ?


Charlie Mitton.
As well as brummie, he does scouse, mancunian, geordie and cockney. He could therefore announce each destination in the appropriate accent. Indeed he already does this in an unofficial capacity sometimes when he's wandering around the station on a vodka binge.
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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/17/2006 11:56:26 PM

quote:
timothy spall?
Not from Birmingham - "comedy" Brum accent

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carl chinn?


Not from Birmingham - "comedy" Brum accent

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the badger from the apprentice


Not from Birmingham

(Not sure who "Jo" is.)

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Leslie Philips
Not from Birmingham, although I'm sure you'll provide us with facts & figures from What 4x4 that prove Leslie was from Sparkbrook & most of his films were set in and around the Washwood Heath area.

An accomplished, Brummie actor not based on Benny from Crossroads then:

Trevor Eve

Julie Walters

Plummy option: Charles Dance

Guest outsider: Warren Clarke

kingshurstphil
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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/18/2006 11:58:51 AM

jasper carrott?

what about shefali from the news?
peakyblinder
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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/18/2006 4:22:15 PM

I think that it should be in an accent that few people have heard before, such as Lower Moldovian English. That way nobody can come out with ill-informed comments based on stereotypes and little else.
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Train Announcements
replied on: 5/22/2006 4:46:48 PM

Rubbish, those Lower Moldovan are all the bloody same with their gutteral pronounciation. Send them back I say.
MOOKIE






Train Announcements
replied on: 5/1/2007 4:02:07 PM

On a related topic, it's worth getting the 8.00 train from Bournville etc towards lichfield - the guy cannot pronounce many of the station names - he calls them stuff like 'Hurdlingdon', 'Chesney Roan' 'Grabbely Hill' and, my personal favourite, 'Suddenly Colefield'. Really cheers me up in the morning.
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