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bounder chairman of the board Rank: Ozzy	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... posted on: 10/7/2006 6:20:24 AM well go on then... i nominate, ... Adrian Chiles, has become a _very_ unlikely sex symbol Danny Reddington, kind of a recognition of how brill Rare Records was and how much we'll miss it Laurence Inman, well i think he's quite funny. who do you nominate this year?
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/7/2006 9:37:52 AM I've had a good year!
Rowley-Russ Rank: Toyah	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/7/2006 5:03:30 PM I vote for Rachey.
m8e Rank: Ozzy	Identity theft. replied on: 10/9/2006 7:43:25 AM quote: I've had a good year! Is this in any way connected with the fact that you've been posting here less frequently this year? Back in the day when I first began posting here as Mittonsmate, you were the most prolific and consistently entertaining poster here, but we hardly ever seem to hear from you these days. As for myself, however, I'm still continually waking-up to find that my mad, bad identity thief has been posting here yet again. This is the same lunatic who regularly enters my flat in the early hours of Sunday morning, eats all my Pot Noodles, and makes long, rambling phone calls to Charlie Mitton. The only traces of his visit the next day are the still switched-on TV and stereo, the occasional empty takeaway pizza box, and inevitably some stupid posting on the BiNS site. If I ever met the bastard, I'd kill him.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 10/9/2006 1:30:46 PM by Gravy Hole	Identity theft. replied on: 10/9/2006 1:17:58 PM I'll nominate rachey too, it's nice to see someone having a successful and happy year. However, if that suggestion is ruled "out-of-Bounds" then can I nominate the fantastic team of toilet cleaners at Hopwood Services near Barnt Green at Junction 2 of the M42? I popped in there recently and I have to say it was absolutely immaculate; I reckon you could happily eat your dinner off the floor, which indeed might well improve it immeasurably; I was less impressed by the efforts of catering staff. The bogs there are vastly superior to the ghastly state of many of the nations' motorway services toilets, they're normally like a bad day in a Crimean War dysentry infirmary. The one I'd tried earlier at Hilton Park was beyond belief. Crap was plastered absolutely everywhere; down the outside of the pan, up the wall, I think some had even found it's way onto the light fitting. How they get like that has always perplexed me, "spread and scatter" is normally a term reserved for military usage, not to mention "carpet bombing. There are some fantastic textbook examples and many (presumably) psychedelic-inspired specimens in evidence in the various "restrooms" and you don't need to look too hard to find them. In fact, "restroom" seems a bit of a misnomer if you ask me, you're not going to get a coating of the processed remains of last night's cod, chips and picalilli on the ceiling and adjacent fixtures by having a rest. I'd say some food-poisoned runaway from the Cirque-du-Soleil must top the list of suspected culprits. Some of these places even have signs saying "Toilet of the Week" for God's sake and it was a delight to find one where that moniker could be used with gay abandon. So it's the Hopwood Toilet Cleaners for me, or failing that, Rachey.
bounder chairman of the board Rank: Ozzy	who is she, i mam who is she replied on: 10/10/2006 7:37:53 AM don't mean to be rude ms mouse, what have you done this year then?
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Bow down and worship replied on: 10/18/2006 6:32:28 PM If I told you, I'd have to kill you, to wheel out a tedious evasion of honesty. Let's just say it involved verse, cake and education.
falsedog Rank: Jasper	Bow down and worship replied on: 10/19/2006 1:07:27 PM I know: you learnt to pipe icing poetry onto birthday cakes. Very good! Will you make yourself a special cake next month?
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Bow down and worship replied on: 10/19/2006 3:13:18 PM To my mind, this supposedly embarassed reticence is not so much modesty as willful showing off. What precisely have you acheieved in the field of educakion and verse? I'm shining the metaphoric table lamp directly into your eye's Miss Maus and you will talk.
bounder chairman of the board Rank: Ozzy This message was updated on 10/20/2006 2:30:26 PM by bounder	so far we've got.... replied on: 10/20/2006 9:02:37 AM Adrian Chiles, a _very_ unlikely sex symbol Danny Reddington, for the brill Rare Records - we'll miss it Laurence Inman, quite funny. the toilet cleaners at Hopwood Services near Barnt Green at Junction 2 of the M42 - sterling work racheymaus - if we ever find out what she's done Jason Furnell, captain of Aston Manor cricket club - three promotions in three seasons, and a vast lager intake and i'm assuming Charlie Mitton, as one of his alliases will nominate him at some point.
bounder chairman of the board Rank: Ozzy	so far we've got.... replied on: 10/21/2006 3:24:56 PM and what about chunky MP Clare Short, with all that she's getting up to?
HT5 Ariel	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/21/2006 5:32:00 PM I was goimg to suggest Clair Short but I was beaten to it. How about Linda Miller the Stirchley brothle keeper? She refused to apply for a licence for a massage parlour and told the majistrates what actualy went on in her whore house. For years of making old boys happy at a reasonable price she deserves a mention.
HT5 Ariel	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/21/2006 5:59:54 PM Call for blitz on vice after confessionsJun 28 2006 By David Bell, Birmingham Mail THE confessions of a brothel keeper today triggered demands for a full scale and far reaching inquiry into the city massage parlours which are a front for sex. Kitty and Co owner Linda Miller's claim that 95 per cent of them - around 140 - are brothels have shaken councillors who grant them licences. And one member of the licensing committee, Coun Nigel Dawkins, today urged his colleagues to launch an investigation to gauge the scale of the problem. "It would appear that brothels are on the increase in Birmingham," he explained. Top news stories from the Birmingham Mail More News Call for blitz on vice after confessionsJun 28 2006 By David Bell, Birmingham Mail THE confessions of a brothel keeper today triggered demands for a full scale and far reaching inquiry into the city massage parlours which are a front for sex. Kitty and Co owner Linda Miller's claim that 95 per cent of them - around 140 - are brothels have shaken councillors who grant them licences. And one member of the licensing committee, Coun Nigel Dawkins, today urged his colleagues to launch an investigation to gauge the scale of the problem. "It would appear that brothels are on the increase in Birmingham," he explained. In his local area, Stirchley, he insists there are three including Kitty and Co which have been operating untouched for 16 years. "Five years ago, there was only one. And , despite promises of action, they continue to ply their vile trade with impunity," he said. "They degrade women. And they are avenues for organised crime, particularly East European gangs." Coun Dawkins wants an inquiry to get an authoritative idea of the number of brothels that exist and why they are allowed to flourish. "We certainly need to see if there are licensed massage establishments acting as fronts for brothels." He wants to involve police and immigration authorities in the probe, which would also look at magazine adverts for massage services.
m8e Rank: Ozzy	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/22/2006 9:38:16 AM And I see Cuddles is up and running again too after its minor setback a few months ago when the slaves were freed.
HT5 Ariel	your nominations for brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/22/2006 10:16:33 PM Is that the knocking shop on the Hagley Rd? Madam M blew the top off the entire game. The magistrates that give a licence to these places have always known what they are but prefered to turn a blind eye. If she had carried on the pretence and said that she had an establishment that looked after sporting injuries they would have granted her a licence. Instead she told the truth, top Brummie.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Your Number One Brummie of the year 2006... replied on: 10/25/2006 12:56:52 PM Well? I want that award. Surely you all know me well enough just to trust that when I say I deserve it, I truly do!
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