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peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	A quick natter posted on: 1/6/2007 4:46:13 PM Hello everyone, just popped in for a quick natter. How have you all been doing? I've just come back from covert operations in Afghanistan that I am not really supposed to talk about, so that's off-limits, but we can talk about anything else you like. How was your Christmas? Mine was a bit miserable, really. I was involved in a friendly fire incident. Oh, shit.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	A quick natter replied on: 1/6/2007 4:47:35 PM Shit, how do you edit these messages? I just broke the Official Secrets Act. Shitty shit.
BrummieExpat Rank: Jasper	A quick natter replied on: 1/7/2007 12:12:10 AM dobs Peaky into the MOD
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	A quick natter replied on: 1/8/2007 1:07:46 PM Hello. I hope you are well. I am well.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	A quick natter replied on: 1/10/2007 1:35:40 PM Hello. I am very well also. (MoD notwithstanding.) Nice weather we've been having for this time of year. I don't know why people complain all the time about this global warming. First they complain when the weather's too chilly (well, they did all the time when I was a nipper anyways) and now they complain about it getting marginally warmer all the time. Can't please some people. I'm personally looking forward to the time when we can bask in the heat of the Duddeston Desert. Don't forget, if the ice caps melt make for Quinton - it's the highest point in Birmingham, don't you know, and you should be relatively safe there. Unless the natives get you. (Apolgies in advance to all those living within the environs of the aforementioned area, but you are rough as arseholes as a general rule of thumb.)
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 1/12/2007 3:24:36 PM by Gravy Hole	A quick natter replied on: 1/12/2007 3:20:35 PM Yes hello very nice weather but not very nice weather presenters on the telly did you see that big fat one on the breakfast program this morning she had a spare tire the size of a Midland Red and did you hear about that slaggy old Sian Lloyd on ITV her boyfriend was that MP called Lumpy Obit or something and now he's packed her and he's shagging one on them Cheeky Girls as can't speak English in Hastings the duddeston desert that's a good one it's been a desert there for years but why have they got ice caps of course they'll bloody melt they might keep your head cool for a while or even give you diarrhoea but what good would going to Quinton do it'll be the same only a bit posher and i thought the highest point in Brum was Barr Bacon or does that actually come under Walsall Borough I never know but it's the highest point between there and the Russian Ural Mountains or so they say oh and don't pull a face like that or you'll stick like tararabit.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	A quick natter replied on: 1/16/2007 10:36:32 AM thats nothing did you hear about that newsreader this morning or was it yesterday who didnt know she was on air or something and started talking about her colleagues extramarital relationships and then fiddled with her bra strap until someone told her she was actually on air and then she went bright red and had to read all the news out i dont know how she kept her face straight after that and i wonder if shell keep her job weathers not too good now though is it i think it looks like rain all week oh well that sian lloyd looked like a right bitch to me anyway i dont blame opik for going with a cheeky girl though id love to know what she sees in him maybe its something we don't see perhaps his wee barr beacon is black country
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	A quick natter replied on: 1/25/2007 2:39:38 PM Arhh I heard about that, it was on the telly just like Limpet and his Cheeky Girls he's had both on them by all accounts it said in Heat magazine I'm not surprised as he's one of them astrologers too like Sir Patrick Moore they all like fisting look at that Russell Grant he's another one of them and he's one of those as well I reckon you could get both hands up his arse and still have room to clap and he never stops going on about bring back Middlesex but I know someone who works in the hospital and they said he's had anal fistulars so i can't see what good it would do anyway I'm going in to have my own Ipcress's done next week so no more Alpen for me for a while.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 4/20/2007 2:46:55 PM by Gravy Hole	A quick natter replied on: 4/20/2007 2:40:54 PM Here's Lemsip Optic MP and the Cheeky Girl enjoying the beach the other day. He looks tired if you ask me.
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