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peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 5/30/2008 8:39:33 AM quote: Now that virtually all of my family & friends have moved out of that place (and bedder's chippie is under new management), I thankfully have little reason to go there anymore, so while it doesn't overly affect me, I do feel saddened by the sight of what my hometown has become. Peakyblinder: Oh? And what's so stinking about it? Pennellier: It's a stinking city because there's no law and order any more. It's a stinking city because it lets the young get onto the old, like you done. Oh, it's no city for an old man any longer. What sort of a city is it at all?
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/5/2008 12:37:56 PM I think someone needs a good dose of picolax!
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/5/2008 3:05:20 PM quote: I think someone needs a good dose of picolax! But I don't want water to be drawn into my lower bowel.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/9/2008 3:19:48 PM Don't worry, the rehydration of the contents of your beloved lower bowel won't last long. You'll take the picolax in an initially bouyant frame of mind, then I'll guarantee, in no time at all, you'll helplessly pass several strong jets of banana yellow... well you get the idea. Taking strong laxatives, say before an operation, reminds me of that flooded river running through Boscastle. I always think if there's a Post Office nearby, it'll be swept away. Come on, be a sport; pop a picolax and cheer us up!
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/9/2008 8:26:39 PM Birmingham: It's Not Shit? Gravy Hole? Picolax? Arseholes talking diarrhoea? This site is a scatologist's sodden stool.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/10/2008 1:26:19 PM I knew I could rely on you to spell diarrhoea correctly. Nice alliteration too.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/10/2008 3:14:56 PM quote: I knew I could rely on you to spell diarrhoea correctly. Nice alliteration too. Gee, thanks. So, what are you up to at the weekend? Fancy a drink?
Rowley-Russ Rank: Toyah	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/10/2008 7:42:57 PM I suppose 'excess of ordure' might answer the thread's title question.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 6/17/2008 12:49:07 PM by Gravy Hole	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/17/2008 12:47:59 PM quote: Gee, thanks. So, what are you up to at the weekend? Fancy a drink? Ordinarily yes, I'd have loved to meet you up for a pint. However, I was away at the weekend camping in France. It was terrific, we turned a nasty Frenchman's car on it's side, scratched the word "c*nt" on the roof and smashed it all in with a spade. It's the only language these bastards understand. Even having a drink with you pales into insignificance compared to doing that. Sorry, but you'd have loved it.
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/17/2008 3:45:16 PM Sounds great. Got any more field trips planned? I wonder what the French is for cunt.
m8e Rank: Ozzy	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/18/2008 3:02:12 PM quote: I wonder what the French is for cunt. Jean-Marie Le Pen
m8e Rank: Ozzy This message was updated on 6/20/2008 2:36:32 PM by m8e	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/18/2008 11:36:00 PM quote: quote: I wonder what the French is for cunt. Jean-Marie Le Pen On second thoughts I'll take that back. For some odd reason the c-word - a simple little locution referring to the most alluring and entertaining feature of female anatomy - has somehow come to be the ultimate cuss word, applicable to the worst of the worst and the most despicable of the despicable. Thus Robert Mugabe is a c unt, as are all the members of the unelected military clique oppressing Burma, whereas in comparison with such undeniable cunts as these, Le Pen is merely a prat.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 6/20/2008 3:59:23 PM by Gravy Hole	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/20/2008 3:52:37 PM I think you're wrong, for the simple reason that he'd become a fully fledged cnt if he got into power. Talking of french cnts, here's a couple of snaps of the episode. The nice gentlemen was caught thieving on the campsite. His car was like Aladin's Cave inside, cash, cards, passports, driving licences, camping equipment. The police were on hand in no time, though of course once they realised it was only "foreigners" who'd been burgled they were not really that interested. Thus a little wild west justice was administered by some of the brothers. I don't think our light-fingered French friend will be doing much pinching for a wee while, mainly because the last time I saw him he appeared to have lost the use of his arms. He was last seen being lead away into the woods by some genial motorcycle chaps in cut-off denim jackets with a noose round his neck. As I say Peaky, you'd have loved it.
m8e Rank: Ozzy	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/21/2008 12:06:26 AM Impressive!!! Following the recent Law Lords ruling concerning the inadmissibility of evidence provided by anonymous prosecution witnesses - which effectively sends a clear and unambiguous message to the gun gangs that if they intimidate communities to a sufficient extent they can now get away with murder - it now seems that vigilantism will become our only hope for anything approaching a just and equal society. Way to go Gravy!!
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year? replied on: 6/21/2008 9:32:02 AM Outstanding. I think this answers the question posed in the topic bar: we migrate in order to seek out injustice, right wrongs and help those in need. We boldly go where others are too timid to tread. We are the new Knights Templars. We are a new breed of superheroes. We are invincible. We are from a place called Birmingham.
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