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Gravy Hole
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This message was updated on 6/24/2008 11:45:35 AM by Gravy Hole

Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year?
replied on: 6/24/2008 11:31:27 AM

I'd previously been a bit wary and squeamish of vigilantism, but now I'm convinced it's the way ahead for society. Sure, a few innocent people are gonna get mashed up, but hell you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.

You know when you uproot a dock or a dandelion or some other awkward weed with a very long tap root. Well, that snapping sound when the root parts company with the bit left underground, that's the same noise as when he had his feeble French shoulders dislocated by the bikers. Of course, a dandelion doesn't squeal so much as our Gallic chum, at least not in a hearing range audible to the human ear, but to me it was the sound of justice and now I'm sold on it.

There's no need to go quite so far as Hitler or Pol Pot or even the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, but beating suspected criminals half to death must surely have a place in our future justice system, as must dressing up in gold larmee and face masks (photo of us below from the previous evening's entertainment). Free cudgells for all I say!

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Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year?
replied on: 6/25/2008 6:14:05 AM

Are you Freemasons by any chance?
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Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year?
replied on: 6/25/2008 6:50:31 AM

I take it you're the one in the middle with the baguette.
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Why do thousands of Brummies migrate each year?
replied on: 6/25/2008 12:53:25 PM

The one in the middle is Dutch; I'm the one behind the camera.

I was dressed as an Indian Superhero, sporting a solar topee and a nice shalwar kameez purchased in a great little outfitters in Bombay. The strides are very natty, tight round the ankle and calf, then all baggy above the thigh, with the gusset at about knee level like MC Hammer. Just the attire for the fashion-conscious vigilante to wear on the No7 night bus.
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