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m8e
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This message was updated on 10/21/2007 10:18:50 AM by m8e



Lorne Jackson
posted on: 10/21/2007 10:12:09 AM

Big fat Scottish columnist and retaurant critic for the Sunday Mercury - his painfully laboured, unfunny "humour" and 6th-formish showey-offey verbosity never fails to irritate the hell out of me.
I suppose what really pisses me off about him is knowing that I could do his job far better than him - no question about that.
Mind you, I wouldn't want to get into an argument with the geezer. I saw him shambling around town a while back and he looks like he could pack a hefty punch.
m8e
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Lorne Jackson
replied on: 10/24/2007 10:54:41 PM

On second thought, I've decided that he doesn't really belong on the Shit List after all, as, when compared with the profoundly shit nature of my previous recommendations for the list - burglars and happy-slappers - his having an irritating prose style only renders him shit on a very superficial level.

So - unless it was him who broke into my flat a few years back, or happy-slapped my old mate Guitar Sam - I'd like to take him off the list, and just say "sorry Mr Jackson."
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Lorne Jackson
replied on: 10/26/2007 12:51:58 PM

Cowardice. As I read it, you were declaring him "shit" when compared against generally acceptable standards for a freeloading journo, sorry, I mean distinguished restaurant critic and that he did not pass muster. A A Gill would be turning in his oven if he knew of this.

Have you had another brush with Mr Jackson and are you now expecting a four hour lunch at the Plough and Harrow on the strength of it?

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