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Barr_Beacon

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Quiet Here
posted on: 1/1/2008 10:44:55 AM

Quiet here. Anyway, happy new year.
DrVeraJenkins
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Rank: Jasper





Quiet Here
replied on: 1/14/2008 10:27:06 PM

..................(ahem) ..................
......(shuffle shuffle) ..........
...........................................
.....(hum hum hum)........................

(sound of old person sucking a humbug loudly)

......(chobble chobble)......


...................Did someone just say something? Who's there?
DrVeraJenkins
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Rank: Jasper





Quiet Here
replied on: 1/14/2008 10:37:18 PM

Is that you Barr? Come on in love and warm yer tootsies on me gas fire. Goo on love, turn it up to two bars. There's some orange cremes left from Christmas in that tin next to the kamode. Don't be shy, tuck in.

It has been a bit quiet lately Barr, no one comes round much now. Used to be a time you'd leave a message and someun'd reply within two minutes. But that was in the old days when there was a strong sense of neighbourliness. I don't know what's happened.

How's your mom?

DrVeraJenkins
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Rank: Jasper





Quiet Here
replied on: 1/14/2008 10:55:39 PM

Where are they all Bound? They ain't all over at Stirrer are they? They'll be back when they get fed up with drinking at that Spotted Dick. It's the only pub I know where the Council have removed the hammers out the back of the piano.

The Council won't need to relocate excess librarians when they renovate the central library, they can have em working as bar staff up the Spotted Dick. Shhhhhhhh!

They'll be back Bound, you mark my words. Once that Edmund Ginsberg chappie sees his tab up the Spotted Dick, he'll kick the lot em out and they'll all be knocking on our door again moaning. I did enjoy your Christmas Day message by the way Bound, I had a bit of turkey stuck but I managed to sit through it pet.

Steve Bruce can wipe that smirk off his face too can't he Bound?
Barr_Beacon

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Quiet Here
replied on: 1/15/2008 6:46:06 PM

Quick nurse, Vera's out her bed again!

I remember the good old days with Charlie; the pidgeon park goth infestation even slagging of Chinnie.
Who's left to pull down that ubiquitous well known 'Brummie' Adrian Chiles.

I saw that Shafali once.

(Where is the Spooted Dick?)
Gravy Hole
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Quiet Here
replied on: 1/18/2008 1:31:24 PM

I suppose I could tell you both the joke I got in my Christmas craker:-


"My dog’s got no pedunculopontine nucleus.”

“Really? How does he generate and maintain REM sleep?”

“Terrible!”



Gravy’s New Year Resolution:-

Fondle something daily.

HTH...
sherpa_lova

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Most users online at once: 9 on 2/19/2004 12:17:17
replied on: 1/22/2008 10:40:19 PM

Fancy trying to beat the record?

See you here on the 19/2/2004 12:17 then.

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