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That's right - let's have idea for what this middle-aged, alcoholic, Worzel Gummidge lookalike should do next (as he clearly can't sing for shit)

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However ghastly Greeney might be both personally and musically, that remark, might I suggest, is potentially libelous. Should Mr Greeney catch sight of it, it could embroil Bounder in a lot of unnecessary paperwork, awkward meetings at barrister's chambers on Colmore Row, you know the type of thing.

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However ghastly Greeney might be both personally and musically, that remark, might I suggest, is potentially libelous. Should Mr Greeney catch sight of it, it could embroil Bounder in a lot of unnecessary paperwork, awkward meetings at barrister's chambers on Colmore Row, you know the type of thing.

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At the bottom of the page you are presently viewing, you will undoubtedly have noticed the following: “LEGAL NOTICE: The Birmingham: It's Not Shit Campaign takes no responsibility for anything posted on these pages by third parties, nor is it responsible for content of any external links. Any racist or libelous posts will be deleted - and the offenders banned.” I say undoubtedly because I sincerely doubt whether you would have even heard of the word ‘libellous’ independently, let alone known how to spell it correctly, which you haven’t: libellous has not one but two ls (the apostrophe in barristers’, furthermore, should come after the s, not the r).
Are you insinuating in some roundabout sort of way that because of what I have said, I may be banned, Bounds may be the subject of a potentially catastrophic lawsuit and this website may be closed down? I don’t know if you have noticed this fact but we live in the UK (United Kingdom), not the UAE (United Arab Emirates). Freedom of speech is not only tolerated here but openly encouraged.
I sincerely doubt whether I will ever be banned either. I have tried on numerous occasions in the past to get myself banned with all sorts of scurrilous and, dare I say it, libellous remarks about all manner of people but to no avail. I am pretty much unbannable. I am invincible. And I have yet to hear of Bounds being carted off to the lawcourts. The legal notice reproduced above, moreover, protects him from such a thing happening.
What exactly are you getting your knickers in a twist about here anyway? This is the first time I have ever seen the great Gravy Hole get on his high horse. Have we had a sense of humour bypass or is this merely the product of an overactive imagination? Perhaps if I inserted the odd 'allegedly' into my previous post this might put your overactive imagination to rest? But before I do so, let's have a closer look at your last message: "However ghastly Greeney might be both personally and musically, that remark, might I suggest, is potentially libelous."
And what 'remark' might that be? "Anything as long as he stays the ****away from a microphone will do me"? You yourself suggest that Greaney is bereft of talent, as do pretty much all of the other posters on this forum, so it can't be that. “My worst fear, and a recurrent nightmare of mine, is that he'll go into management and produce lots of mini Greaneys”? Since you make no mention of this, it can’t be the fear of Greaney reproducing either. “I sometimes wake in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat and gasping for air with this very thought preying on my mind”? Nope, I can’t see how my nocturnal turmoils should trouble you.
“One thing and one thing alone gives me hope: I doubt whether they'll let him anywhere near youngsters after what happened last time.”? Ah, here we have it: the sentence so disgusting that it deserves to be referred to only as ‘that remark’, the sentence that dare not speak its name, the sentence that could possibly lead to banishment, endless lawsuits and the permanent closure of an entire website. Sorry, I can’t see what all the fuss is about myself. Let’s have a closer look to see if we can find the offending sentiment.
I think we can discount the first clause in the sentence because, try as I have done for hours, I still can’t find anything offensive in “One thing and one thing alone gives me hope.” That’s positively biblical. So, it must be “I doubt whether they'll let him anywhere near youngsters after what happened last time.” But what did happen last time? We don’t know. The ‘youngsters’ in question could have had a bad time with mad old Uncle Mickey. He could have taken them down the park with inappropriate clothing and it may have rained heavily, giving them all hypothermia. He may have dished up undercooked chicken sandwiches at a children’s party, giving all of the youngsters present a particularly virulent dose of salmonella. He may, instead, have inadvertently given them a mild electric shock from his microphone whilst ‘treating’ them to an impromptu gig in his living room. The simple truth is that we don’t know, do we? I made no explicit reference in my original text to anything of the kind. But that’s exactly it, isn’t it? You, with your filthy disgusting mind, have read into it and imbued it with a perverted meaning that was never actually there in the first place. You have chosen to interpret ‘that remark’ through your own twisted mind into something that it never was and something to which I personally refuse to commit my mind. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Shame on you, you pervert. You disgusting piece of filth. You shit on my shoe. You dirty fucker. You cunt.

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The first thing I will do when I become Mayor is ban all folk singers from the city. The second thing I will do is lift the smoking ban in pubs. The third thing I will do is introduce a year-long Birmingham-only party with 24/7 drinking. And that will be the last thing I do.

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I love you!

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That's right - let's have idea for what this middle-aged, alcoholic, Worzel Gummidge lookalike should do next

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