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| Shishkeybob Crazy dude of the sky Loyal Member Quote | Reply | | A story posted on: 11/22/2003 3:17:14 AM Once there was a man named iskabible jechoria hopscotch. He worked at Rusty Dizza Dut, where he squeezed SqEeZzY cHeEsE into a BUNN OF WHEET. Then Robo Jesus of Doom came along, said "Holy fuckin' hopscotch egg snot cellphones, batman! I see j00r arse!" Then three dancing meeegezices told iskabibible that life is a lid made of grapes. The grapes sued The snottingville sniffing glues nooze for libel about the hotty administrations position on the grape kama sutra, and they gave birth to a bootaful son, named sjgohlor jlkfjkn (of the asdadjjg family) needless to say, tony-jimboree was making cellphones with his doody these days, and a happy boy talked to his daDDEH! Then the thousands of winged pigs who had ex-presidients stamped on their hooves and wings that were really refreshing juice, came and told God to fuck off. Then the world blew up and the house was covered in shit and everybody died! The end.  |
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replied on: 11/24/2003 5:36:16 AM It`s great, but i have allready read it like.... 5 times Spammer! |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 11/24/2003 3:20:07 PM 5th time for me and all
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BLauritson
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replied on: 11/24/2003 4:00:53 PM OK, a stupid story from me: Once upon a time, there was a man. He was born and raised by those who praise control of population. He became a psychic spy from China who tried to steal your mind's elation, but he failed. He fled to Atlantis, where he found it was populated by 3-nippled women. He signed up for magic classes, but was expelled when some magic went wrong and he sunk the island. He fled to England where he bought some ice-cream from an ice-cream truck. He then swam to Mexico. He declared war on the country and got locked up as a madman. Escaping from the mad house by bribing the owner $5, he swam over to America. At the same time, Christopher Colombus (sp?) landed there. They argued over who discovered America first, and eventually this inept wizard tried to kill Christopher Colombus through magically invoked fire. The spell backfired and roasted him to a crisp. Christopher Colombus then raped his corpse and chucked in the sea. The magic from the corpse seeped out of his body, and resurrected him. However, being in the sea he just drowned again. With no magic left, Christopher Colombus grew hungry and ate his shipmates. Enjoying the sexual pleasure, he and his shipmates (what kind of eat did you think I meant?  ) created the first ever pornographic movie.The End. |
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replied on: 11/25/2003 3:17:33 PM lol |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 11/26/2003 4:51:00 PM You likes it I takes it
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replied on: 11/26/2003 7:16:07 PM More or less, yes
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BLauritson
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replied on: 12/3/2003 10:21:14 AM That's good then. |
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manalishi
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replied on: 12/6/2003 2:24:18 PM That sounds familiar. Did you post it somewhere else? It's good though. |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 12/11/2003 6:59:33 PM I think I linked it from somewhere else, but I'm not sure. |
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Shishkeybob
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replied on: 12/18/2003 9:26:00 PM DAMN! |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 12/19/2003 3:32:56 AM What? |
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Shishkeybob
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replied on: 12/19/2003 12:17:42 PM Glubbering. Hehehe. Glubbering. Ooh, that is going in my vocabulary. Glubber. GLUBBERING FUCKSHITS! Oohh..that's good! |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 12/19/2003 1:12:45 PM *backs away from shishkey* |
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Shishkeybob
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replied on: 12/19/2003 4:20:48 PM YOU FUCKING GLUBBEREATING SNACKFUCKER! |
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BLauritson
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replied on: 12/22/2003 6:18:09 AM :O! SNACKFUCKER?? HOW DARE YOU! *quickly hides the snack* |
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