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| NyteSeeker Quote | Reply | | Laugh of the Day...The Real Reality posted on: 6/24/2003 8:45:17 PM I wanted to share a bit...grins The Real Reality. . . "EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES" - Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in ancient times it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took them longer to recognize the pattern. "YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU - (When you die)" Well... that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, they can probably put some of your things in your pockets. "YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY" - Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've just learned it doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it. "THE SKY'S THE LIMIT" - Well, how can the sky be the limit? The sky never ends. What kind of a limit is that? The earth is the limit. You dig a hole and what do you keep getting? More earth. The earth is the limit. "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR" - Clearly this is not true. Have you been on-line shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. Have you checked you telephone bill, or Visa account lately? "TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY" - Not necessarily true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it will be today again. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" - Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third. Actually, short guys finish last. "IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL" - Do we even have to talk about this one? This should be obvious. If you've seen one, you've seen one. If you've seen them all, only *then* you've seen them all. "EVERYBODY HAS HIS PRICE" - Not so. Would you believe there are millions of people who do not have their price? Thanks to a IRS mix-ups, and E-Bay, many people have someone else's price. -------------------------------------------- On a family vacation in Texas, Mike exhibited all the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner, he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers. When his meal arrived, the first thing Mike noticed was its size. "Wow," he exclaimed, "everything is bigger in Texas!" As he lifted the burger to his lips, his eyes met the cold stare of a 300+ pound waitress.... |
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replied on: 6/24/2003 11:40:57 PM An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. |
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