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| Phoenixx. Quote | Reply | | Enjoy posted on: 7/3/2003 3:47:49 PM For a little levity...enjoy NEVER SAY TO A COP >1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) >2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. >3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! >5. Are You Andy or Barney? >6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. >7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? >8. I pay your salary! >9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! >10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. >11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. >12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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