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| Arch ArchMagistrater Quote | Reply | | First Time posted on: 9/27/2003 8:02:04 PM First Time! The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow..... |
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Tears_Of_The_Dying
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First Time
replied on: 9/27/2003 9:09:19 PM *cant decide whether to puke or laugh* |
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Arch
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First Time
replied on: 9/27/2003 9:10:45 PM laugh dude laugh really hard. i couldnt breath when i read the punchline |
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sbottitta
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First Time
replied on: 12/3/2003 1:50:26 PM You know, there are people with fettishes for cows... |
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lordweird
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First Time
replied on: 12/3/2003 2:55:18 PM Scary. I watched a TV documentary once about zoophiliacs. There was this gross overweight redneck who was in love with his donkey. And he did have sex with the donkey. Damn, he even said he wanted to get married with the donkey. |
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First Time
replied on: 12/3/2003 11:22:49 PM and then there are necrophiliacs which like sex with dead people. dead people are too damn cold to fuck 
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lordweird
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First Time
replied on: 12/4/2003 9:37:02 AM But hey, DGDSN... (a.k.a Dead Girls Don't Say No) |
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sbottitta
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First Time
replied on: 12/4/2003 8:11:52 PM How about drunks girls? They're warmer. |
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lordweird
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First Time
replied on: 12/5/2003 11:33:15 AM They still can say no. |
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sbottitta
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First Time
replied on: 12/5/2003 3:05:42 PM But can they defend themselves? Ahah, you see... |
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lordweird
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First Time
replied on: 12/6/2003 3:18:44 AM You know, one kick in your private parts, and you're not going to have much use of them that night. And a drunk girl can well hit that. Although she'd probably be aiming at your head when she hits you "down there". 
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First Time
replied on: 12/26/2003 8:07:22 PM hahahaha dick head...lol |
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