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| Arch ArchMagistrater Quote | Reply | | Three Inches posted on: 9/27/2003 8:06:13 PM An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby.... all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants. The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank." "But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back!!! |
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replied on: 9/27/2003 9:08:15 PM 
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replied on: 9/27/2003 9:09:58 PM hahaha OUCH! |
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Tears_Of_The_Dying
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replied on: 9/27/2003 9:12:37 PM lol 
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sbottitta
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replied on: 12/3/2003 1:49:15 PM I wouldn't sleep with someone that big, that would be seriously not fun. |
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replied on: 12/3/2003 11:24:11 PM 9 inches...damn. im almost that big  aight, not really. my size is nonyo
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replied on: 12/4/2003 8:15:30 PM I own a 9" dildo and I can't cram but half of it in, since it's so wide. I can't even touch the tip of my thumb to the tip of my middle finger when wrapping 'em around the damn thing. Covered with veins, soft fleshy plastic... [Wants to finish posting and hurry back upstairs.] |
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replied on: 12/26/2003 8:13:19 PM 9 inches damn...you gotta be like "powerslut porno star ultima" to get it up their |
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