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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 11/5/2003 9:40:09 PM Do you think if he was forced to watch an edition of his so-called television programme that he'd realise what an ignorant fúck he is? No, I doubt it. |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 11/11/2003 12:52:38 PM Whilst trawling through t'internet in a successful attempt to avoid meaningful work I uncovered the point of Kilroy, the show. It's an elaborate drinking game. Choice of drink is guided by the topics under discussion; the frequency with which one imbibes by the apearrance and repetition of ugly cliché. There is also the suggestion of phoning in for the next show, making outrageous claims under the persona of an obese octogenarian. Made me laugh. |
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Jimmy Webley
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Kilroy
replied on: 11/22/2003 3:56:58 PM Kilroy was an MP for Moseley. His Vending Machine Shagging is I'm afraid to say a falsity generating from an ingenious parody on Chris Morris's late night comedy show 'Jam', and a bloody good one it is too, a must see. The skit shows him violently wrestling with a young mothers infant laden push chair & pissing up a shop window in the nude. The coke machine sketch was Richard Madeley. I agree with all the above posts on his repellant being, I have also been greatly amused into the bargain. Warmest Regards Jimmy Webley. |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/9/2004 4:28:36 PM Ha ha. Kilroy's lost his job. Apparently a man who refers to people of Arab origin as "limb amputators" who have given the world nothing apart from oil [ceefax: 2004] is not a fair ambassador for the BBC's daytime schedule. Wonder what's going to take the place of that freakshow. Midget wrestling? |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/9/2004 4:48:56 PM Fantastic. That's the best news I've heard so far this year. I hope his next self-asphyxiation orgy goes horribly wrong too. |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/9/2004 5:09:04 PM Heard the good news in the car this morning. No doubt other motorists were wondering why I was punching the air. He appears to have slipped over in his own unctiousness. I am only surprised that it has taken the orange bighead so long. |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/10/2004 12:02:04 PM He's trying to squirm his way out of it now by saying his statement that all Arabs are limb-amputating, suicide-bombing mysogynists was taken out of context. I'm a devout atheist, but it's at times like these I really do wish there was an Allah. |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/13/2004 8:27:52 AM He wants to stop casting racist stereotypical aspersions about them Arabs. They'll chop his hands off. He's quite a good source of oil himself, the greasy silverback sanctimonious onanist. |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/13/2004 10:51:35 AM quote: Surely the Iranian Mullah Ayatolla Khathami could issue a Salman Rushdi style fatwah on him? There would be plenty of people to squeal him up and shout "He's in the cupboard!" |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/16/2004 10:12:31 PM I've heard that he's decided to 'step down' as a BBC presenter. I'm very disappointed because that's not the phrasal verb I wanted to hear used in conjunction with the noun 'Kilroy'. I wanted to hear 'step off', like a tall cliff or something. |
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NH350Ariel
old hand Rank: Ozzy |
Kilroy
replied on: 1/16/2004 11:46:15 PM I now feel that Kieth Tippet was well justified in cleaning his nob on the twats hankie. |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
Kiljoy
replied on: 10/16/2004 3:11:40 PM http://www.ukindependence.org/ Watch this UKIP related link. It's amusing. |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Kiljoy
replied on: 10/16/2004 10:32:45 PM I'm not a fan of people having elocution lessons to get rid of their regional accents, but in this case I'll take exception. If the twat hadn't, everyone would think he was a Brummie. They don't, do they? Oh, shit. Maybe I will have another after all. |
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