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NH350Ariel
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Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/1/2003 10:25:57 PM

I believe Malik is as old as you need him to be.
He is different things to different people.
Can you remember how long he disapeared for? Was it 40 days or so?
I would have liked to see him cast out the religious sons of bitches from Ladbrooks.
sheridanwhiteside






Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/2/2003 10:56:26 PM

Sadly, I cannot recollect any more Malik info. He couldn't have been missing for very long. Maybe it was a kidnapping, as mentioned a few pages back.
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Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/5/2003 12:23:34 PM

i'm going up to brum this weekend and i really want to see malik as i have never seen him. where is the best place to spot him at the weekend?
liquorlicence
likes beer and blues
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Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/5/2003 2:50:25 PM

I saw him last outside the Broadway, now McDonalds, that was about two weeks ago though, he may well have moved on since then. His other spot is Green Lane, Small Heath. Or have a look on the Findingmalik website, as they have a map of all his dancing locations.
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Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/9/2003 10:36:49 AM

Has anyone managed to get a snap of 'the malik'. never seen malik myself just heard the legends. never know, might live next door to him myself.
liquorlicence
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This message was updated on 12/9/2003 11:36:43 AM by liquorlicence

Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/9/2003 11:36:09 AM

quote:
Has anyone managed to get a snap of 'the malik'. never seen malik myself just heard the legends. never know, might live next door to him myself.


If you look on www.findingmalik.com, some brave soul has taken a photo of him. It's a good one too.
sheridanwhiteside






Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/9/2003 11:03:10 PM

Just looked at the piccy of Malik on findingmalik.com. He's looking very dapper these days. He's in better threads than I am! Do you think he earns money from his dancing?
liquorlicence
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Mad Malik Watch
replied on: 12/10/2003 10:22:19 AM

I'm concerned about Malik again. He hasn't been spotted for ages. I hoping that he's staying in to conserve his energy for his big night on Friday.

Has anyone seem him of late?
liquorlicence
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 2:47:20 PM

I saw Malik on Saturday when I was on my way to the match. I was on the bus talking on my mobile,I know this is annoying but I had to do something to relieve the hangover, which was threatening to kill me. I was just considering getting off the bus in order to part company with the contents of my stomach (again)when I spotted him. I shouted down the phone "Ooh there's Malik". Everyone on the bus turned firstly at me and then out of the window to see what I was getting excited about. My nausia was soon forgotten and it cheered the rest of my day. I kept thinking of his little dance moves during the freezing floodlight failure and my spirits were not dampened once. And then that result happened. 4-0 against Blackburn and their Graeme Sounness induced thuggery. What a day.
drink-to-be-drunk
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 2:51:21 PM

i aint seen him for ages
liquorlicence
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 3:02:18 PM

I told one of the chaps that I work with about him and put him in touch with the FindingMalik website. He saw him on Saturday and was really chuffed. Malik is a legend.
drink-to-be-drunk
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 3:03:58 PM

nutbar more like
liquorlicence
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 3:07:46 PM

He he.

He certainly took my mind off my hangover on Saturday, so I've got something to be grateful to him for.

Aftershocks are certainly a thing of the past for me now.
drink-to-be-drunk
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 3:09:13 PM

that stuff is horrible tastes pants.
liquorlicence
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Mad Malik - hangover cure
replied on: 1/6/2004 3:20:02 PM

It’s a cross between out of date mouthwash and cough medicine.

I had this misconceived idea, whilst in Snobs, that I was actually quite sober and needed to do something about catching up with everyone else, who I quite wrongly assumed were drunker than I, and a lot younger, although I am right about this.

With the benefit of hindsight, I realise that there is no way on earth would I have ever entertained the idea of knocking back Aftershock had I been remotely in control of any of my actions/senses. Hence the 3am phone calls to practical strangers, dancing taxi drivers, who probably weren’t dancing at all, and the inability to remember the code to my house alarm.

If you live in Chelmsley Wood and were awoken at around 4am by the aforesaid alarm, please accept my humble apologies.
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