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sheldonphil	Whats the best bus route for freaks? posted on: 10/10/2003 3:46:56 PM purely for entertainment it has to be the 17. never been on any other route that attracts so many bus driver groupies or just general weirdness. That and the fact that we have one of the eeeeeeeeevining maiiiiiiiiiiiiiil not just sellers but the whole family, if u ever have to catch the 17 u will know that there are at least 3 of em
Bel_Ludovic	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/25/2003 8:31:36 PM On a different but related note, what's the best bus route for old men who smell of pee? Any bus serving Moseley, I find.
bounder chairman of the board Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/26/2003 9:02:15 AM i think that's just one particular gentleman who gets on 'the one' on the wake green road - and stinks of piss all the way into acock's green....mmm..piss...
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/26/2003 11:59:15 AM I use the 17 a lot, there are indeed a lot of nutters on it. The rather dirty Irish feller that talks like a machine gun is a prize example. For sheer variety and occasional outbrakes of violence though the number 8 is tops.
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/26/2003 11:27:25 PM sheldonphil you ever see a guy with a beard in a bike jacket and camo trousers get on the 17 at Muntz St? If you ever do come and say Hi to me.
pixie_mason foul mouth Rank: Toyah	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/27/2003 1:49:47 PM I'll wager that the number 33 is bus of choice for bus groupies. Particularly when its being driven by the young asian guy in the flat cap. A man who smelt of bumcrack once sat next to me on the number 11. I had to get off it was so bad. Also, a woman once sat opposite me eating a jar of crab spread - scooping her fingers in the jar and licking it off. Alas, this wasn't in birmingham...
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/27/2003 7:18:23 PM The 11's best for old men, I'm assuming sadly widowed, who smell of hair. Oily stinking clothes, overgrown ears oozing a nearly dead aroma, the lankest dark grey hair screaming 'wash me!' I sit there, after an intolerable wait, crawling through shit suburbs, and then they target me. Makes me long to devolve and develop some gills. Do people not realise they smell? Is anyone so poor or busy they cannot wash their hair and clothes and ear tufts? Can we not arrest perpetrators for this anti-social behaviour? A short, sharp, shock is in order, re-educate the fiends. Soap, Cyril; Cyril, meet the soap.
Mittonsmate Rank: Jasper	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/28/2003 1:01:30 AM quote: sheldonphil you ever see a guy with a beard in a bike jacket and camo trousers get on the 17 at Muntz St? If you ever do come and say Hi to me. And if you ever see a white guy on the No. 8 after 10 o'clock at night (between Nechells and the Jewellery Quarter), it'll be me.
bloodied_flying_torso This message was updated on 10/28/2003 2:59:23 PM by bloodied_flying_torso	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/28/2003 2:58:33 PM The number 11 has the old bloke who mumbles stuff to himself and mumbles stuff to people whilst saluting people with his beer can. You can tell that he's actually explaining stuff as he seems to be very thoughtful with his mumblings. Once some 30 year looking guy got on who was wearing jeans so big and baggy they were in danger of falling off. He was a bus driver groupie and was really educationally sub-normal with a speech defect. He had a couple of tiny, very over-ripe bananas in a plastic tupperware box. As people got off at their stops he would offer everyone one saying "Wana nana. Wana nana. Wana nana. Wana nana.". Then to make more conversation with the bus driver he say things like "I was released." and "I killed me sister.".
Nap1st Rank: Toyah	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/28/2003 11:20:49 PM there is the old drunk on the 45/47 route who starts every pronouncement "Nnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrraaagggggghhhh"
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/29/2003 12:08:32 AM I like the 74 bus to Handsworth, it always has Russians on it. They find it very confusing that I speak Russian but I assure them that most Brummies also speak Russian but are to shy to do so. Twice I have ended up in the pub with a couple of Russians I have met on the bus.
Broadie	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/30/2003 11:22:49 PM I use the 17 like everyday, and yes, wierd ppl do get on it! and there is this hot skater girl that gets on at moat lane!! she is so fit! by the time i get off the bus by east birmingham college, all the weirdo's have already got off. although, get the very last 17 on a weeknight and this strange dwarf type geeza gets on!! gets off at my stop too! he cracks me up with his dwarf like apperance!
BrummieBCFC	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/31/2003 3:40:50 PM quote: A man who smelt of bumcrack once sat next to me on the number 11. I had to get off it was so bad. Also, a woman once sat opposite me eating a jar of crab spread - scooping her fingers in the jar and licking it off. Alas, this wasn't in birmingham... OMFG that soooo funny.. i just cracked up (excuse the pun) lollololololol.. KRO
BrummieBCFC	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/31/2003 3:47:00 PM Ya gotta have gotten on the 71.. stinkey bus that smells like shit. Goes thru Kingshurts and Chelmsley.. ghetto hoods with bare grafittii and highly under-educated people dweling there. there are many a freak and old gits that get on.. give it a go.. maybe you will get a brik thrown at the window or summat.. kinda funny tho.. especially trying to work out what the Tags say on the back of the bus. also reading what people have written on the back of seats.. hilarious.. shame i live on that route.. shakes head
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 10/31/2003 6:21:02 PM BCFC try...... http://www.iespell.com/download.php It may be of use.
sheldonphil	Whats the best bus route for freaks? replied on: 11/1/2003 11:33:56 AM what about a bit more info for all of us about your bus riding habbits? do you have a set time for a particular bus? i often get on at argos and get off at vicky wine on garretts green. usually the 8.30pm from town
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