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peakyblinder
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/1/2003 7:54:48 PM

Blimey, Rach, do we actually agree on something apart from grammatical 'correctness'?
racheymaus
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This message was updated on 12/3/2003 9:39:52 AM by racheymaus

Nazi Punks Fúck Off
replied on: 12/1/2003 8:34:06 PM

To be fair I listened to the Pistols in my teens and growled in agreement. And I thought his work with PiL was of note. But it came to my attention that all punk music (with the exception of DK who were always more of a consciousness raising/proper use of instruments band anyway). But the real nail in the coffin of me having any respect for the man who thinks he can get away with it all coz his hair's a bit spiky was his performance on Fantasy Football league. The hosts claimed he was cool and pleasant in the green room prior to filming, they were awed to meet him (I paraphrase) and turned into some kind of obnoxious arsehole as soon as the cameras started rolling. On Parkie, maybe; on Kilroy, absolutely. But on late night surreal laddish working person's telly it just made him look like an ego maniac. To me.

Number 1: Filthy lucre, never a truer word.

Number 2: The Monkees, fake band, lots of fun. Jimi Hendrix, created from body parts and brought to life through the power of lightning. I could go on. I hate fake pop music. I was lucky enough to have a multi cultured upbringing where I was exposed to various kinds of music so I didn't have to conform to the bilge spewed from radio one. But I accept there has always been artificial music. An audition is an audition whether it takes place on national TV or a grotty bedsit. As for cover versions, a frequent target for the angry, people have been covering Mozart and Wagner and Delius for donkeys. No one minds. I could go on. Basically, to vote for Mark or any other fúcker off of the telly, is fine if you're twelve. It could even provide the first steps into passion for music. (good). Watching, voting for and talking about these piles of shite is unforgiveable and wrong when you're thirty three. GROW UP!
peakyblinder
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/2/2003 9:44:48 AM

You're 33?
racheymaus
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/2/2003 1:20:07 PM

I have never voted or discussed these things using my mouth. I'm too busy watching CITV.
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Nazi Punks Fúck Off
replied on: 12/2/2003 5:12:13 PM

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But the real nail in the coffin of me having any respect for the man who thinks he can get away with it all coz his hair's a bit spiky was his performance on Fantasy Fottball league....But on late night surreal laddish working person's telly it just made him look like an ego maniac. To me.




Now who's making the spelling mistakes rachey?

I presume you mean Frottball, not Fottball. TV frotting is certainly laddish. I'd like to see it done on Kilroy. Every day, til the git is taken off air. Can't see Parkie going for it, mind.
peakyblinder
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You're the only Nazi round here
replied on: 12/2/2003 8:17:11 PM

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Basically, to vote for Mark or any other fúcker off of the telly, is fine if you're twelve. It could even provide the first steps into passion for music. (good). Watching, voting for and talking about these piles of shite is unforgiveable and wrong when you're thirty three. GROW UP!


Fascist! What's wrong with people enjoying themselves after a hard week's graft? I know lots of people who enjoy watching Pop Idol, voting for contestants (yes, you appear to have forgotten the fact that it is first and foremost a game show), and nattering about it with mates. OK, so the music isn't particularly brilliant, but what is these days? And what do you suggest, forcing everybody to attend the Racheymaus school of music so that you can teach them the error of their ways? If my memory serves me right, that's exactly the kind of thing Hitler had in mind for those who didn't share his tastes before he dreamt up the concentration camps and gas chambers. RACHEYMAUS ERWACHE!
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You're the only Nazi round here
replied on: 12/3/2003 9:39:26 AM

You could have let it lie you know.
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You're the only Nazi round here
replied on: 12/3/2003 10:04:28 AM

Peaky, you mean a sort of "Arbeit Mark (Off of Pop Idol) Frei"?
peakyblinder
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/3/2003 2:35:37 PM

Like it, Gravy. Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Will Young.
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/3/2003 3:13:07 PM

The very harmless Stars in Their Eyes is more appropriate for these folk.

We should get rachey to go on. She could do Marlene Deitrich and call herself RaucheyMaus, which I think literally means something like smokey mouse in German.

"Underneath ze lamp light,
In ze Castle Vale..."
peakyblinder
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/3/2003 11:56:11 PM

At the back of Rackhams, by the corner light
I’ll always stand and wait for you at night
We will recreate World War Two
I’ll wait for you the whole night through
For you, Lili Marlene
For you, Lili Marlene

Professor Chinn don’t play the call to arms
I want another evening with her charms
Then we will say goodbye and fart
I’ll always keep you in my heart
With me, Lili Marlene
With me, Lili Marlene

Buy me a balti to show how much you care
And several beers down the Plough and Share
Surely tomorrow, you will puke
But then will come a love that’s new
For you, Lili Marlene
For you, Lili Marlene

When we are marching through the Bullring (one word) bold
And when my Selfridge's bag seems more than I can hold
My love for you renews my might
I’m warm again, my Selfridge's bag is light
It’s you, Lili Marlene
It’s you, Lili Marlene

My love for you renews my might
I’m warm again, my Selfridge's bag is light
It’s you, Lili Marlene
It’s you, Lili Marlene
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/4/2003 10:37:25 AM

And they say the art of songwriting is dead. Except for employing the old trick of rhyming fart and heart, I am very tickled.

I'd love to see you as a judge on Pop Ilde Peaky. I might even start watching it. As a penance, Rachey must sing this number at the BNS piss up (which incidentally I will be unable to attend). For God's sake someone take a tape recorder.

Bravo and encore!

peakyblinder
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/4/2003 8:17:00 PM

Sorry to hear you can't make it, Gravy. I'll take a tape recorder.
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/5/2003 9:16:43 AM

My Granny used to sing Lili Marlene to me. On account of the pain that has caused me there shall be no music issuing from my mouth, for the benefit of BiNS, at a christmas piss up or otherwise.
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Mark off of Pop Idol
replied on: 12/5/2003 10:09:29 AM

I presume this was the granny from the Prussian side of your family, dear old Granmutty Brunhilde-maus.

Go on, give us a tune, give us a tinkle on the old johanna.
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