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peakyblinder
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
posted on: 12/1/2003 10:04:15 AM

Brum's finest. A national byword for casual violence, stupidity, ineptitude and gross incompetence.
peakyblinder
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/1/2003 7:56:11 PM

Does anyone know how we can go about obtaining a group photograph so that Bounds can stick it in his hall of fame?
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/2/2003 5:16:02 PM

Watch it! Your cards will be being marked in Lloyd House.
NH350Ariel
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/2/2003 5:54:07 PM

They used to operate from Bradford St cop shop.
They had a fondness for after hours boozing in the Adam and Eve,and were very good at turning a blind eye to the drug dealing in the bar.
peakyblinder
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/2/2003 7:59:36 PM

Hey, Rach - do you see this: "Your cards will be being marked in Lloyd House." Will be being marked! That's a very rare grammatical specimen indeed. Never thought I'd see anything like that round here. What tense is it? I'd say future perfect continuous passive. Let me know if you stumble across any other syntactic curios.
racheymaus
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/3/2003 9:41:26 AM

I'd say it was imperfect, but then I'm a little suspicious of the police.
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/3/2003 10:10:16 AM

Don't ask me, I'm not paid to teach grammer. I will be being honest, I just write this crap; it's for you lot to be sorting out of it the wheat from the chaff.

I still say their watching you.
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/3/2003 12:18:58 PM

What is a 'watching you'? And why have the police got one and I haven't?
peakyblinder
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/3/2003 2:36:55 PM

Und was ist 'grammer'? Kelsey?
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/3/2003 3:07:00 PM

Well done, Pike. I wondered who'd spot those two deliberate mistakes first.
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The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad
replied on: 12/4/2003 9:58:42 AM

The WMSCS are a vital addition to any Christmas party...
Just remember not to give them their presents in a plastic bag...
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