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DrVeraJenkins
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Our Alton
replied on: 1/29/2004 9:01:15 PM

Come on you guys, there's some real talent on this website. We could be the new Big Issue. In fact we can give em some competition outside MacDonalds in town. What do ya say?
DrVeraJenkins
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Our Alton
replied on: 1/29/2004 9:06:28 PM

Another idea for a column - "Step Down Mammary Lane with Olton Dudley - the man with the biggest collection of old tit-bits in Brummegem". He can be my alter ego. Come with Olton as he shows you his cuttings.
DrVeraJenkins
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Our Alton
replied on: 1/29/2004 9:11:29 PM

......it's very slow this chat room isn't it? Sometimes I've sat here for over 2 days waiting for someone to reply. Still, keeps my mind off the freezing cold and the single tin of spam in the kitchen cupboard....I wonder if the postman will call in the morning.....by God it's cold....if I had some matches I'd even be tempted to put a bar on..... is that a robin on the window sill....oh dear...he's gawn.....zzzzzzzzz....
DrVeraJenkins
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Our Alton
replied on: 1/29/2004 9:20:03 PM

.....I expect you're all out having fun in the snow aren't you? No, don't worry about me. You're only young once, you mek the most of it.....that wall paper's starting to peel up there.... still, I've got me computer the girl from Quinton Friends at the Library give me... what happens if I press this..... ygdxydvc... I never liked Boyden much anyway.... I ain't got the strength in me wrists to open that spam any how.... I expect Peakey's chuckin snowballs at Rachey... Gawd Bless em... ahhhh...'appy days.
NH350Ariel
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Our Alton
replied on: 1/29/2004 9:57:07 PM

Most of those Brum history books get right on my tits.
They are not aimed at my generation, my mom loves them but she is the target audiance.
I would buy a book about brum if it was about my brum.
Stories about wagging paying on buses, Brummie bike gangs, illegal gambling dens, blues parties,dodgy night clubs like ACAFESS, historical whore houses.
A book from the point of the incomers to the city would be good, the cultural rise of the balti house, why the bloody Welsh are still social outcasts etc.
peakyblinder
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Rank: Chinny





Our Alton
replied on: 1/30/2004 8:09:50 AM

quote:
Most of those Brum history books get right on my tits.
They are not aimed at my generation, my mom loves them but she is the target audiance.
I would buy a book about brum if it was about my brum.
Stories about wagging paying on buses, Brummie bike gangs, illegal gambling dens, blues parties,dodgy night clubs like ACAFESS, historical whore houses.
A book from the point of the incomers to the city would be good, the cultural rise of the balti house, why the bloody Welsh are still social outcasts etc.


I'm reading the one by Simon Buteux (pronounced 'Buttocks') about the recent archaeological digs at the Bull Ring (sorry, Bullring). Fascinating stuff.
bounder
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Reckon we could do it
replied on: 1/30/2004 10:03:34 AM

a book about the real brummagem with nice pics and propper writting - not that rose tinted crap.
NH350Ariel
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Reckon we could do it
replied on: 1/30/2004 7:01:32 PM

My Mom has that one Peakie!

Yes Bounds, a book without the Carl Chinn gloss on it. Poverty was not nice it was a reality and the reason we never used to lock our doors was that we had fu*k all to nick.
My grandfather was a villain, not a colorful character. The hard men of the 1920s were just as unpleasant as todays burger bar boys.
We need true history not Romanticism, books written for education not the Xmas market.
racheymaus
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This message was updated on 1/31/2004 9:39:22 AM by racheymaus

Reckon we could do it
replied on: 1/30/2004 8:21:05 PM

Chinnie has an archive available via the BGfL. We could ransack, loot and pillage him. That might be fun.

But didn't your GrandDad keep Brum in birdseed in those difficult war years? If that aint colour, I'm visually impaired.
NH350Ariel
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Reckon we could do it
replied on: 1/30/2004 9:37:45 PM

My Granddad was a corn and seed merchant. He was also a loan shark and I believe like most of his ilk not adverse to using strong arm tactics. In his youth he was a peakie-blinder.
The closest he ever came to writing a love letter to my grandmother was when he was on a fishing trip to Tewkesbury.
His words.
"Lena look forward to seeing you Thursday, bring a gallon of maggots.
Yours Harry"
peakyblinder
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Reckon we could do it
replied on: 1/31/2004 12:22:27 PM

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In his youth he was a peakie-blinder.



Rispec!
DrVeraJenkins
old dear
Rank: Jasper





Our Alton
replied on: 2/2/2004 12:40:51 AM

You lot just wait till you're old. Then you'll appreciate the true magic of the photocopied bus ticket. Yes, you'll say to yourself, I was once issued with a bus ticket exactly like that and suddenly you'll also imagine that you were on first name terms with your local drivers and all the people on the bus would have a sing-song every morning on the way to work. And you'll remember how Al Kayeda delayed your shopping trip to New York but how all the folks in the terminus all started doing the conga underneath the union jack bunting strewn around the airport. And you'll think back to Atomic Kitten doing 'Hang up your washing on the Siegfreid Line". And then, with a tear in your eye, you'll think of silly old Mrs J and you'll say to yourself..."No...maybe she wasn't so silly after all". I've said enough.
Ariel Mk3 HS






Our Alton
replied on: 8/6/2006 12:42:17 AM

quote:
Most of those Brum history books get right on my tits.
They are not aimed at my generation, my mom loves them but she is the target audiance.
I would buy a book about brum if it was about my brum.
Stories about wagging paying on buses, Brummie bike gangs, illegal gambling dens, blues parties,dodgy night clubs like ACAFESS, historical whore houses.
A book from the point of the incomers to the city would be good, the cultural rise of the balti house, why the bloody Welsh are still social outcasts etc.
Ariel Mk3 HS






Our Alton
replied on: 8/6/2006 12:43:52 AM

quote:
Most of those Brum history books get right on my tits.
They are not aimed at my generation, my mom loves them but she is the target audiance.
I would buy a book about brum if it was about my brum.
Stories about wagging paying on buses, Brummie bike gangs, illegal gambling dens, blues parties,dodgy night clubs like ACAFESS, historical whore houses.
A book from the point of the incomers to the city would be good, the cultural rise of the balti house, why the bloody Welsh are still social outcasts etc.
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