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liquorlicence likes beer and blues Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/20/2004 1:22:44 PM quote: That does not really help.I want good advice not anecdotes. Will Domestics turn me into a blond G-d or just send my head scabby? Use "Sun-in", you can get it from Boots. Then blast the hair dryer on it. That way you can get the shade you want. I think there's three different levels of blonde that you can choose too. Don't use it too often though, it made some of my mate's hair fall out.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/20/2004 3:56:37 PM Definitely not domestos. Or Harpic, or even Ajax scouring powder. Not only highly corrosive to connective tissue but also don't cahnge the shaft's colour one iota. Heard bad things about Sun-In. If you care about the texture of your hair I'd avoid that too. I suspect soft shiny locks are not a biker boy's primary concern, though. Firned of mine ended up in casualty coz of a hair dye reaction incident. She reckons it wasn't the dye after all, but I've steered clear since then. Don't buy Boots own brand. Them's the worst. Apparently. I'd say be content with who you are, you;re never going to be Pamela Anderson, Ursula Andress, whoever you're aiming at. Accept this gracefully and be content to be BiNS' number one Ariel.
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/20/2004 5:40:56 PM Thanks for the song I had forgoten JCC`s Ariel reference. I have used Sun In in the past I did not know that you could still get it.I very much doubt if I will look like Baby Spice after its application. I was in the chemist the other day and purchased a large pot of pink hair dye on impulse as it was going cheap. I thought it might be fun to turn up at my next bike rally with a pink mohican but when I tried it out my hair was to dark to get the full effect. Thanks for your advice and warnings.
Gravy Hole Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 2/23/2004 6:12:27 PM by Gravy Hole	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/23/2004 5:51:09 PM Ariel There was no Ariel reference in the poem, it was originally BSA but I changed it in your honour! Tell me, this hair dying lark, will you be wanting to borrow a Daisy Duke outfit to go with it? I've got a snazzy little crop top and a really short pair of cut-off jeans you can have. I would imagine the jeans will be a tadge tight around the crotch and I doubt if you'd be able to fit yer todger in there as well, but I've got an old football sock you could borrow to solve that. You'd have to put your knacks either side of the crotch seam too and they may pop out to say hello from time to time. But none of these problems is insurmountable and I'm sure with the addition of a padded wonderbra and the application of some make up and duck tape you'd go down an absolute storm at the next Ariel Owners Club Noggin and Natter. I'm sweating, just sweating at the thought of it.
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy This message was updated on 3/1/2004 7:30:46 PM by NH350Ariel	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/28/2004 9:21:25 PM >
NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy	NH350Ariel replied on: 2/28/2004 11:42:28 PM Well updated Bounds! I will return to the picture tomorrow evening and see if I can get it to work.
NH 350 Ariel (trials special)	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/16/2004 7:04:59 PM The new improved Ariel!
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/17/2004 9:12:53 AM What's happened to Ariel? Has he come off his bike or something? If he's injured his fingers, can't he get someone else to type?
NH 350 Ariel (trials special)	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/17/2004 6:58:52 PM I cleaned all my Temp Internet Files out, there were 40000 of them. One of the files was the one that contained my password etc to automaticaly log me into BiNS. I can not remember what my password was:(
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/17/2004 10:15:07 PM quote: I cleaned all my Temp Internet Files out, there were 40000 of them. One of the files was the one that contained my password etc to automaticaly log me into BiNS. I can not remember what my password was:( Never mind. You're here now. That's all that matters. What have you been up to? Sorry. I mean, to what have you been up?
NH 350 Ariel (trials special)	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/18/2004 6:45:03 PM I did a bike rally up in Derbyshire last weekend, it was bloody freezing. My tennis elbow was so bad when I got back (I could not hold a pint glass) that my nice doctor had to give it a shot of cortisone in the joint. My fame has spread, A farmer in Portugal has named one of his cows after me. Who else on BiNS could boast such a thing?
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/18/2004 8:17:20 PM quote: I did a bike rally up in Derbyshire last weekend, it was bloody freezing. My tennis elbow was so bad when I got back (I could not hold a pint glass) that my nice doctor had to give it a shot of cortisone in the joint. My fame has spread, A farmer in Portugal has named one of his cows after me. Who else on BiNS could boast such a thing? Not I.
racheymaus old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/18/2004 9:15:44 PM quote: My fame has spread, A farmer in Portugal has named one of his cows after me. Who else on BiNS could boast such a thing? Me, naturally. Haven't met it though. One of the finest moments of my existence. Irony free for once. A natural progression really since I talk cow dung in Portuguese as well as English. Incidentally, or should I say BTW to appeal to cyber lovers?, can you prove you are the real NH350, and not a near intelligent cyborg who's done away with the real NH350 and is now posting under a similar monicker in the hope of emulating and simulating life?
peakyblinder old hand Rank: Chinny	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/19/2004 9:12:58 AM quote: Incidentally, or should I say BTW to appeal to cyber lovers?, can you prove you are the real NH350, and not a near intelligent cyborg who's done away with the real NH350 and is now posting under a similar monicker in the hope of emulating and simulating life? Can any of us? I am a prototype Mark III AIIE (Artificially Intelligent Internet Entity). The first two stalked and murdered too many of you humans and had to be terminated.
Mittonsmate Rank: Jasper	NH350Ariel replied on: 3/19/2004 12:35:06 PM quote: quote: Incidentally, or should I say BTW to appeal to cyber lovers?, can you prove you are the real NH350, and not a near intelligent cyborg who's done away with the real NH350 and is now posting under a similar monicker in the hope of emulating and simulating life? Can any of us? I am a prototype Mark III AIIE (Artificially Intelligent Internet Entity). The first two stalked and murdered too many of you humans and had to be terminated. "A convergent anti-authoritarian pragmatics emerges, labelled by tags such as meltdown acceleration, cyberian invasion, schizotechnics, K-tactics, efficient neo-nihilism, voodoo antihumanism, synthetic feminization, rhizomatics, wintermutation, and lesbian vampirism. Where formalist AI is incremental and progressive, connectionist or antiformallist AI is explosive and opportunistic. No one knows what to expect. The Turing-cops have to model net-sentience irruption as an ultimate nuclear accident: core meltdown, loss of control, soft-autoreplication feeding regeneratively into social fission. Trashed meat all over the place." "Suddenly it's everywhere: a virtual envelopment by neo-nightmares, death-trips, skin-swaps, sensitive silicon, socket-head subversion, polymorphic hybridizations, and cyborg cat-women stalking amongst the screens. Politics is cryogenized and dumped into the liquid-helium meat-store, drugs migrate into neurosoft viruses, and immunity is grated open against jagged reefs of feral AI explosion, kali culture, digital dance-dependency, black shamanism epidemic, and schizolupic break-outs from the bin." - Nick Land "Schizolupic nuts are we... " - Chas & Dave.
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