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| NH350Ariel old hand Rank: Ozzy | Mad Malik busted by the filth. posted on: 6/26/2004 11:49:15 PM June 27. Green Lane. Small Heath. At about 5.30 this afternoon BiNS Brummie of the year 2003 Mad Malik was arrested. When I came on the scene Malik had evaded the cops and told them to "****off" The cops were forced to perform a U turn almost crashing. Malik tried to blend with the Saturday night green Lane crowds as best a man armed with a very large stick can (he would have been better advised to nip into the bookies). Despite his initial break for freedom the forces of Babylon were soon on his case and him banged up in cuffs and carted off to the nick swearing like a trooper all the way. I questioned some witnesses. It seems Malik had been dancing and bashing car roofs in as usual when the police got out of order and chased him. FREE THE GREEN LANE ONE. I believe he is being held by the forces of evil at Stechford Nick. |
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NH350Ariel
old hand Rank: Ozzy |
Mad Malik busted by the filth.
replied on: 6/28/2004 7:44:30 PM Bloody Hell! Six months ago this man was slightly more popular tha Ozzy Oz and Ben Zeph and now you do not give a shit about what happens to him. Shame on you Brum. |
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KingoftheHeath
Rank: Jasper |
The curse of the media...
replied on: 7/1/2004 10:32:42 AM He became overexposed: he's yesterdays street dancing boogaloo-er... |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
The curse of the media...
replied on: 7/1/2004 5:57:52 PM He's Brum's version of Becks; When he's performing we're all behind him, when he's found out we turn our backs. We need to find the brain-wrong man mental street dancing equivalent of Wayne Rooney. |
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NH350Ariel
old hand Rank: Ozzy |
The curse of the media...
replied on: 7/1/2004 7:16:48 PM I do not think that it was a coincidence that his bust happened during Glastonbury. He routinely bashes the roofs of cars in and no one cares, people actually enjoy him destroying their vehicles for them. It makes them feel special. He never has a problem with the law....... Until the forces Of Mammon feel threatened by a bit of rivalry. |
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Black Dice
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Mad Malik busted by the filth.
replied on: 8/11/2004 9:39:07 AM Everytime I hear the word 'Stetchford' I'm always reminded of Stetchford C.I.D, and their supposed obsession with another, slightly less charming but clearly far more demented Brummie A*** W*****. I'd love to go on but privacy laws etc... |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Mad Malik busted by the filth.
replied on: 8/17/2004 10:15:38 PM There is only one "t" in Stechford. Although a lot of tea is drunk in the auspicious environs of Stechford Retail Park (three trees there, too!). |
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500ARIEL
Rank: Toyah |
He is back
replied on: 10/17/2004 11:50:02 AM After many months of silence the man is back amongst us. Wednesday evening I spotted him gently swaying to a hidden beat opposite Saltley School. Gone were the wild jerks and weapon waving, this was Malik unplugged. Yesterday he was in his old spot on Green Lane in the afternoon giving it large to the crowds as they left the Man U game. He was not alone, an Asian man in a tracksuit and obviously of unstable mind was dancing with Malik. At nine at night Malik was still dancing, alone now and he had crossed the road to the pub car park. I watched him for a quarter of an hour or so. His style has changed, his dance now has an air of melancholia to it, I think he has matured. The big stick seems to have gone and he is quite vocal now, he shouts "****off" a lot as well as some strange noises that i could not understand. |
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500ARIEL
Rank: Toyah |
He is back
replied on: 12/1/2004 10:25:14 PM I had an encounter with Malik today. He was dancing opposite Saltly school and I waved at him from the bike. He told me to ****off. I believe other BINS posters have had contact with the man today. |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
He is back
replied on: 12/2/2004 8:17:02 AM The BINS poster that you refer to is just too busy to post these days. But yes, Malik tried to hold her hand. |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
He is back
replied on: 12/2/2004 8:09:30 PM Guess which quasi-holy legend of Brum touched me yesterday soir? Indeed, Malik himself. I thought it would be a scoop worth returning to the BiNS fold for, only to find word of his Belcher's Lane escapades are common knowledge. I had to walk past him. He gave me the thumbs up, I smiled, he grabbed my arm. Obviously wanted to know if I had batteries in my walkman. I did. |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
He is back
replied on: 12/2/2004 8:10:49 PM And I'm not a poster, I'm more of a limited edition postcard. |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
He is back
replied on: 12/3/2004 7:22:03 AM Very limited. |
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ricky10
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Malik Watch: He is back
replied on: 9/22/2005 1:40:22 PM Thursday 22nd September 2004 13:13 Talk about a fish out of water. Spotted Malik on Old Lode Lane walking towards the Wheatsheaf. It appears that he has upgraded and now has an iPod. |
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racheymaus
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Malik Watch: He is back
replied on: 9/27/2005 8:21:54 PM Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Signals and symbols of the descent of the end days. Be warned. |
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