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| DocSausage This message was updated on 8/3/2004 12:26:21 PM by DocSausage | Lord Charles Mitton posted on: 8/3/2004 12:23:59 PM back by popular demand  |
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Spilway
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Lord Charles Mitton
replied on: 8/3/2004 1:34:31 PM Oh no, not again. Thought he was dead.... |
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NH350Ariel
old hand Rank: Ozzy |
Lord Charles Mitton
replied on: 8/3/2004 6:24:50 PM I bumped into him twice last week. He had the same shirt on. |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie |
Lord Charles Mitton
replied on: 8/4/2004 11:50:32 AM First time I've seen him in the flesh. He's an ugly mofo and no mistake. |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/4/2004 7:04:42 PM Yep, in the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Predator', he is "one ugly mother-fucker." In fact, he appears to exhibit all the classic tell-tale signs of in-breeding. It's about time someone took him out with a head-shot before he rapes someone (let's face it, he ain't never gonna get no-one to ****him without a little bit of coercion) and pollutes the gene pool. Who's up for the job? I've got a Barrett M90 with a telescopic sight. |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 8/5/2004 11:06:25 AM by Gravy Hole |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 11:02:47 AM A Barrett M90? Cool!! They can split a mouse's arse cheeks at a mile! Mind you, killing him would be the easy bit. It's always the disposal of the body afterwards that's the problematic part. In my experience of such matters (and I suspect yours too Peaky) you really have got to get ready for this before you even carry out the "job". What is needed is a large sheet of polythene, a roll of extra strong bin bags, a roll of ducktape, a couple of good sized buckets, a catering sized stewing pan, some sharp knives (carving and paring), a saw, a spade and a very strong stomach. Can you think of anything I've forgotten mate? Remember - Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance. And prison too. |
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falsedog
Rank: Jasper |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 12:10:09 PM quote: Yes, remember not to plan the murder on a public discussion forum! |
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BrummieExpat
Rank: Jasper |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 12:10:24 PM We've got 12 acres and a JCB if you can smuggle the body onto the ferry. How did a guy like that end up with such a lot being said about him on here? Am I missing something? I'd never heard of him before and certainly/ thankfully never seen him. |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 12:24:07 PM quote:quote: Oh Bugger! |
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Gravy Hole
Rank: Oddie This message was updated on 8/5/2004 4:40:03 PM by Gravy Hole |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 4:32:17 PM quote: That's a really kind offer, BexP, typical big hearted Brummy generosity. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. To be fair, I've already done this in France and it's amazing what you can learn. I always thought that if oncoming cars flashed at you, it meant there was a police speed trap round the corner. I was surprised to discover it also a warning there are bodily fluids leaking out of the cadaver in the boot and draining onto the road. |
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peakyblinder
old hand Rank: Chinny |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 6:15:32 PM quote: There's no need to dispose of a stiff you've dispatched from over half a mile away. Who's gonna know? Let someone else clean the fucking mess up. I've done a few at close range, though. I usually slice those up in the bath then shove them down the bog in one to two inch blobs. Anything over three and you're bound to get a bit of a blockage. |
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rotunda pants
villa, but nice with it Rank: Ozzy |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/5/2004 8:57:13 PM That's how they got Nielsen. One minute, happily killing Londoners, next minute, nicked! |
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Derradah
Rank: Toyah |
Who will rid us of this ugly mofo?
replied on: 8/6/2004 10:58:36 AM Thing is though, he has connections ,paricularly down Stoke Newington way. Hear tell, there’s still a few of the family left. You know ,the Blackwall Tunnel set. As for HIM, he always says to them, always keep a Jock on the firm. Yepp, he’s a mate of Jimmy Brown and nobody recognizes him round town these days. And then there’s Glasgow Dave who did for Curtis Braxton (unfortuneately Charlie always sympathized with Curtis- he’s too much of a socialist). And then there’s Frankie Miller who once gave Charlie a bottle of wine backstage at the Odeon when the Brinslies were supporting Macca. Talking about Frankie, as he said in 1974: “It’s only a boy’sgame, Jimmy”. And as for the Brinslies, as Nick Lowe would say: “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love and understanding”. Yeh, and as Scots John would say, yer alright Charlie, just keep a cocky eye out for the rest of the trash.You’re only having a laugh and a joke. Seen the new Bullring these days?It’s an enticement for every thieving lardhead in the country….. |
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Barriminge
Rank: Jasper |
Catch him on the ONBEAT
replied on: 8/6/2004 11:23:36 AM HO,Ho,Fast as lightnin. As Johnny G said in the Twelve Bar Club.THE LIGHTNIN'RAIDERS... If it ain't stiff, it don't work!! What's your name? |
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Spilway
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Catch him on the ONBEAT
replied on: 8/6/2004 11:30:40 AM Jake Riviera,what else.Yeh,of course,he messed everything up.London Calling.... |
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Barriminge
Rank: Jasper |
Catch him on the ONBEAT
replied on: 8/6/2004 12:08:21 PM quote: At some indeterminate point in the early to mid-sixties I graduated from Brylcreem and all the Bobbies (the name "Bobby" was signification in the early sixties) to Chelsea boots and incipient long hair. I was booked and I had to go. The catalyst was the early Stones, The Pretty Things, and the Downliners Sect. The music was often a fast and manic interpretation of the soul and r'n'b of Bo Diddley, Muddy Waters and other mainly Chicago names. After the rock explosion of the late sixties, which brought extended guitar solos and progressive rock I knew that I was by temperament more inclined towards the three minute classic produced for the main part without too much sound technology and technical self indulgence. It was about this time that I happened to be living in Kentish Town as a young student. I was ready, willing and able to embrace the new genre to be called 'pub rock\ I witnessed Eggs over Easy, Bees Make Honey, Brinsley Schwarz, Kilburn and the High Roads and Dr. Feelgood amongst others. It reinstated the small combo energy of sixties English r'n'b and I always thought that the bands looked as though they had just arrived out ofthe dole queue. Joe Strummer and lan Dury arrived in the late seventies during punk and new wave from this milieu and it was clear to me that the likes of Johnny Rotten and Shane MacGowan had been influenced by this bar room music. I look back affectionately on this period because I know that it messed me up and left me maimed and twichy. I was indeed booked and had to go. |
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